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Andrew Hood

@andrewnhood

Author of Pardon Our Monsters, The Cloaca, and Who Needs What. Signed, personalized copies available at the local Value Village

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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

09.03.2026 02:06 👍 3198 🔁 678 💬 21 📌 23
02.03.2026 15:42 👍 163 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 1

All detectives jam econo h/t @artofcoop.bsky.social

03.03.2026 02:56 👍 153 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 0

Look at him go. Good job, Moon.

03.03.2026 03:24 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Guy Fieri driving in a car with text on the screen that says "Diane, 11:30am. February 24th"

Guy Fieri driving in a car with text on the screen that says "Diane, 11:30am. February 24th"

I'm sorry but it made me laugh
🦉☕🥧

24.02.2026 13:02 👍 239 🔁 68 💬 5 📌 1

many are saying: woims

23.02.2026 03:37 👍 1265 🔁 200 💬 30 📌 4

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

19.02.2026 14:56 👍 92 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
from Jonathan Franzen's 2013 By the Book interview in the New York Times:

Describe your ideal reading experience (when, where, what, how).

The book creates the experience. If I’m loving something, I suddenly discover large chunks of reading time that I wasn’t aware of having.

from Jonathan Franzen's 2013 By the Book interview in the New York Times: Describe your ideal reading experience (when, where, what, how). The book creates the experience. If I’m loving something, I suddenly discover large chunks of reading time that I wasn’t aware of having.

This is one of those quotes I think about more than any other.

01.02.2026 13:11 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1
09.02.2026 17:01 👍 231 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0
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Spotify is partnering with Bookshop.org to sell physical books The company is trying to bring in more readers as it expands its audiobook features.

on the one hand, at least they allow you to buy physical books through @bookshop.org , but if you get your audiobooks through @libro.fm (and you should), you support the local bookstore of your choosing w every purchase

05.02.2026 13:39 👍 38 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 8

Repair is the dream of the broken thing
Like a message broadcast on an overpass
All my favorite singers couldn't sing
All my favorite singers couldn't sing

04.02.2026 14:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
He's back, in ALIEN³ (1992) form

He's back, in ALIEN³ (1992) form

ALIEN³ (1992)

26.04.2024 14:13 👍 565 🔁 84 💬 7 📌 7

Our heart and lungs do their work independent of our will, but pretty much everything else is performative. Let people pretend to enjoy things in peace.

30.01.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beetle Bailey still hits!

29.01.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.01.2026 14:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trump at Davos or some shit. He’s wearing the same outfit he wears every day like he’s a fucking cartoon character, navy suit, white shirt, red tie that’s too long. He’s waiting for stage to come out and speak, behind a Swiss flag, he looks like he’s melting.

Trump at Davos or some shit. He’s wearing the same outfit he wears every day like he’s a fucking cartoon character, navy suit, white shirt, red tie that’s too long. He’s waiting for stage to come out and speak, behind a Swiss flag, he looks like he’s melting.

mom: “show me how you’re going to smile for class photos!”

toddler: 😁

[when she actually gets the photos back]:

23.01.2026 03:04 👍 627 🔁 62 💬 23 📌 6
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Whilst Stanley Kubrick's ‘The Shining’ and Jim Henson’s ‘The Muppet Show’ were filming next door to each other at Elstree Studios, Danny Lloyd got to visit and hang with Kermit in 1979.

21.01.2026 10:56 👍 1167 🔁 245 💬 30 📌 29
Little domino to large meme. The small domino's labeled "every story must conform to the structure of a monomyth" and the largest domino is labeled, "LLMs can help me write!"

Little domino to large meme. The small domino's labeled "every story must conform to the structure of a monomyth" and the largest domino is labeled, "LLMs can help me write!"

Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks

11.01.2026 17:11 👍 859 🔁 228 💬 6 📌 15
What a world huh

Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

09.01.2026 02:44 👍 8262 🔁 1614 💬 17 📌 34

Rushing to get my chores done before my son’s nightmares start

08.01.2026 03:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shopping for a nice wig to play my wife in Instagram videos. She deserves better than a hand towel

06.01.2026 17:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I took this picture for @bcdreyer.social (at the Picadilly Waterstones).

04.01.2026 17:14 👍 54 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 2

Something’s either fish or monkey

02.01.2026 13:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

28.12.2025 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tried the Muppet Christmas Carol with my three-and-a-half-year-old. He loved it! Wants to keep watching it and has lots of questions about death.

26.12.2025 21:52 👍 189 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0
Someone's home-burned Sony DVD, with this text on the label - "NCKK, THIS DVD ONY LASTS 15 MINUTES. iT HAS ALL THE TIMES I HAVE BEEN ON TV, AND THE ANNOUNCERS TALKING ABOUT ME. IT STARTS ON OPENING DAY, APRIL 26, 1995 WHEN A ST. LOUIS TV REPORTER INTERVIEWED ME IN ST. LOUIS. CHECK OUT MY MULLET!

THE DVD ENDS WiTH THE BOTTOM OF THE 12th INNING IN MONTREAL ON 9/17/93. THE EXPOS SCORED A RUN TO WIN 8-7, THEN RICHIE ASHBURN SAID "I LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE""

Someone's home-burned Sony DVD, with this text on the label - "NCKK, THIS DVD ONY LASTS 15 MINUTES. iT HAS ALL THE TIMES I HAVE BEEN ON TV, AND THE ANNOUNCERS TALKING ABOUT ME. IT STARTS ON OPENING DAY, APRIL 26, 1995 WHEN A ST. LOUIS TV REPORTER INTERVIEWED ME IN ST. LOUIS. CHECK OUT MY MULLET! THE DVD ENDS WiTH THE BOTTOM OF THE 12th INNING IN MONTREAL ON 9/17/93. THE EXPOS SCORED A RUN TO WIN 8-7, THEN RICHIE ASHBURN SAID "I LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE""

Also found at the Thrift Store, in the CD section, whatever this is. My curiosity was worth the $1.99 to rescue this, if even the Richie Ashburn thing *alone* proves to be on here. I will let you know.

19.12.2025 19:52 👍 800 🔁 99 💬 23 📌 9
Homer simpson with 3 grinning mouths, one on top of the other

Homer simpson with 3 grinning mouths, one on top of the other

I woke up in the middle of the night with an image burned into my mind that heralded the coming of the end-times. I have re-created this image to the best of my memory, though looking at it now I dunno if it inspires the same feeling of dread as it did at 3 in the morning..

15.12.2025 12:05 👍 506 🔁 73 💬 28 📌 5

Three spirits will visit you

09.12.2025 11:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers

08.12.2023 12:35 👍 26 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1

Will never not be wild to me that there’s a whole community of people out there dressing up as their children and filming little skits for strangers.

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