JeniEats

The Goodbye Tobie song, but Michael Scott singing it about Kristi instead

We all know Kristi Noem getting shitcanned doesn't actually solve anything, we know, but it's still awesome that she's having a bad day, let people enjoy this moment

It’s almost linen pants time

😂

Having a great time returning to the office where we can sit on various conference calls all day together lol

Maybe start with having more than one cashier.

Or having produce on the produce shelves.

Or clothes that don’t fall apart.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I know stuffed animals aren’t sentient beings, but when your young child loves one so much and says their name so often, it’s almost as if they speak life into them and then they are living.

The most perfect meal

This spring I want to eat so much fried fish that it would be disgusting. I think that’s the meaning of Lent, right?

Sounds wonderful to me!

Went on a Stephen Hawking deep dive - Wikipedia mentioned that growing up his family had an eccentric tradition of eating dinner together silently while reading their own books and, um, I don’t know what this says about me but this sounds lovely?

Got my first "stop writing about ICE in your newsletter" email, which argued that we need to focus on food and not politics. Folks: THEY ARE INTERMINGLED. You can't declare war on the beating heart of the hospitality community without changing the food culture!!

NO!

Thank you so much!!! ☺️

New post in case anyone wants to hear me swear about indoor playgrounds.

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Even with the new lids, Grillos still finds a new way to spill pickle juice all over my fridge

Peruvian rotisserie chicken is better than yours

Went on a wild goose chase looking for dinner in the White Bear Lake area without an RSVP. Ended up at the new Mi Causa location and I swear on Baby Jesus that they serve the best rotisserie chicken in the Twin Cities.

Same with Colonial Life. What in fresh hell is wrong with this company

The devil works hard, but Renewal by Anderson works harder.

Holy shit why are they so aggressive

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You’d think I’d have lived here long enough to not get mad about a snow storm after the first fake spring

Same here

Trader Joe’s had a 4 per person limit so I had to try some.

Threw in air fryer for five minutes and yes, they are fluffy, pillowy and amazing

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

I mean, they do have shrimp lol. Growing up my parents liked Bubba Gump’s at the MOA. Haven’t revisited that. Do the young kids even know about Forest Gump? 🤣

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I need to dress older so that strangers stop making 6-7 references with me

Gently cradling my footlong Subway sandwich as I walk out to my car like a beautiful flower bouquet