Sophie TreasonDarling

It's fine, I just wasn't expecting him to be Chinese.

wait no this is actually incredible youraislopbores.me

Flavor Aid Wikipedia page with tabs labeled - Flavors - Jonestown massacre - References

You know some guy at the factory has been trying to edit that Wikipedia page for 20 straight years

a sketch!
#eldenring

Meus dois centavos na trend de TILT
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Ariane/Elster #signalis #brart

May your Ls be many and your bitches be few

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). About 3/4 of a dozen young school girls are in front of a barred fence, smiling. They are looking at the small dinosaur-esque Baby Godzilla in the foreground, facing away from the camera. The caption reads, "Isn't he lovely?" They are, of course, 110% correct. Not pictured: Godzilla; Mechagodzilla; Baby's lovely face (because he's turned away)

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). A close up of Baby's beautiful mug. No caption.

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)

koichi haimawari never change

Heathcliff stands outside a pizza restaurant located right at the edge of a cliff. He opens his pizza box and five small lemmings run out of the box and jump off the edge of the cliff. A pizza shop employee and customer watch the scene, and the employee says "Lemmings don't make good toppings."

05 Mar 2026

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

whole milk in the Freestyle machine

if any discourse gets big enough on social media to go through multiple days of quotes and threads discussing high minded concepts of culture, critique etc you should be able to press a big button that brings up a window: "this is the original article that is actually being argued about"

Somehow Palpatine died again

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

C'mon man

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Personal space is really so important

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s not—

TV/MUPPETS.GIF

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

An intricate octopus cut from a single piece of paper

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

northern shrike, butcher bird