brave lil ghoster

alcoholism isn’t an a->b cause of death like that. he needs to fake a suicide attempt under the assumption that his liver is operating with perfect clarity.

intermission literally exists

it is scritch my boy o’clock, my dudes

i haven’t played a game released by a studio microsoft owns since xbox was named as a high-priority bds target, and it sucks but it’s also been great for busting my backlog.

i know electric blue

and i’m going to forgive the cake frosting pervert who decided they were DONE adding pigment earlier than what i would call a successful navy blue

incredible call: fruit leather is ALWAYS a 10 fruit experience

they should have screened this icon a little more often, in a lot more places. this sticker has the hallmarks of a tumblr mascot

i read a bunch of books in this series called “horrible science” when i was a little kid, and i had a similar “well what the fuck do i not know about colors?” when the youths on tiktok suddenly developed a lot of convictions regarding mauve and taupe

i feel like we have a strict definition of navy blue in physical space (it is the blue that dickies workpants come in), but i’m looking at the swatches google presented when i typed “navy blue” into the search bar and would LOVE to hear what you’ve seen cited as navy blue

this is clinically passive-aggressive

as a panic attack hobbyist,

garrus is so fuckin picky about when it’s “pet me or i’ll KILL you.” o’clock vs “pet me and i’ll KILL you” o’clock

waking up in the middle of the night is a strictly no-touching event

and it’s kinda on me, that i bought the tamagotchi-flavored vape.

does it taste like licking the static on a crt screen to the bone? do i WANT all that when i’m literally just trying to stop being debilitated by cramps? different questions demand different answers

and this is a common thing with people who look back on goldeneye64 with rose-tinted glasses: that’s what it actually looked like

btw the flame in the flood is one of my 9 and i would like to quickly thank you for making it happen and then go back to being a casual fan of yr work online. thanks!

NO.

put a spencer’s gifts in the guggenheim.

they changed the goddamned pledge of allegiance.

yeah. they’re making kids say “l m n. o p q.” now

and i didn’t think of you as an absolute non-gamer previously, but fretting about how the haters are gonna crucify you for this take is some inarguable non-gamer behavior

we all KNOW tetris is perfect

i’m obviously NOT allergic to glass

and i have crohn’s disease now, which i am very grateful for. that one instance of my body rejecting exposure to a mostly-benign substance could have made my well-managed ocd wake up and go full bird noise. ca-caw, chee-chaw, etc

i was diagnosed with a load-bearing fiberglass allergy as an infant, and i was coated in welts for a few weeks after the superbowl because i went to a construction site and was like “oop don’t lean on that open bag of fiberglass!”

and i just think inflammatory diseases are secretly easy to diagnose

People will yell at you because they want to. I have been blocking people for years for yelling at me over things I never said or did. People have unlimited strangers on here to treat as proxies for everything that's wounded them. You don't have to engage with that.

he wrote A LOT of speculative fiction books at a stephen king pace, and tech has a particularly-high rate of illiterate men pretending to be compulsive readers

and i think people who get off on eating plastic should have the right to put garbage in their mouth. but the rest of us have access to SO MANY natural sources of yellow

like… turmeric exists. piss exists. we have a full spectrum of natural yellows!

Sorry, but the whole point of video games was you didn't need friends.

yr petroleum allergy (hate it) put me back in the habit of reading the ingredients list on anything i’m thinking about buying as if i’m stuck on a toilet in the 90s

SO MANY THINGS are literally a delivery mechanism for red 40. but making things slightly piss-colored doesn’t even justify yellow 6!!

way to state the truth in the most annoying way possible

NO.

i think this is recycled news tho. i think that was the MAIN reason we didn’t like her.

also: that word HITS DIFFERENT when it’s being swung around by a queer woman who became a celebrity in immediate proximity to dax shepard.

Costing Kristi Noem her job: we eat for a day
Costing every ICE & Border Patrol Agent their jobs: we'll eat for a lifetime.

jameela played tahani while being eleanor irl, and i think the narrative on kristen bell and jameela jamil is exactly flipped from where it ought to be.

omg- last night i was ALSO thinking “everyone was wrong to rake jameela jamil over the coals for being a queer who’s just a tiny bit annoying”

a nonsequitor that’s gonna live rent-free in my head probably forever?

one time someone was doing a quick explanation of conventions within boy’s love drama, and one of the people listening interrupted them to say “boys DO love drama”