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The sea refuses no river/ Remember that when the beggar buys a round Loc: Kern Children's Bible Prison ⟨ Full 93° ZAGREB ⟩

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Why can you ever not go inside? Posted business hours?

08.03.2026 09:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs

Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

07.03.2026 19:01 👍 18197 🔁 6085 💬 497 📌 222

That and a good two-dollar room.

08.03.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I visited a restaurant tonight, the second in the past few months that had what appeared to be a bidet-hose attached to the toilet, not unlike those trigger water hoses that come with kitchen sinks.

08.03.2026 09:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 11702 🔁 2574 💬 150 📌 96

The best; Deerhoof also play a great cover.

08.03.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or word balloons for the mouth with mildly disturbing non-sequiturs.

08.03.2026 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it would be fun (and present a lower likelihood of arrest) if you took electrical tape and made "dead" Xs on its eyes.

08.03.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Also true:

07.03.2026 06:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a nice mix — On Land is my favorite Eno Ambient record (including future releases in that vein). I'm currently listening to Harold Budd's Pavillion of Dreams.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Washington Post doesn't have a sports section anymore as of this week.

07.03.2026 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need to remind me how this evening came to be. 🤘

07.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Melissa wasn't familiar with them, but I know her Mom-mom made great peanut butter eggs, so

06.03.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The punch line is Canada at the extreme opposite. C'mon.

06.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t have any romance for blue collar work, all it did was kill my family.

05.03.2026 17:59 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like this is at least a weekly occurrence.
I don't want to go into what else this might mean.

06.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He becomes a merman at the end of Mermaids? Spoiler!!

06.03.2026 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've got to know when it's done! Or do you use the toothpick test for that?

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In a treatment plant, this is the worst smelling of all the buildings. That waft you get driving by some settling tanks is *nothing*.

05.03.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last time I checked, 35-40% = losing.

04.03.2026 05:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They say they're close friends with *everyone*. But he did slide into mustache chat like old pals.

04.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In bed somewhere near midnight? Getting better…

04.03.2026 05:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh G-d (reading through), the fact that his sons made a whole myth out of it – I don't use the word cringe, but

04.03.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rubio may have only known it as a cryptic phrase that G. H. W. Bush used to use (which is how I recognize it).

04.03.2026 00:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, these are who the previous leaders were replaced with? Good luck with the politics of getting rid of them.

03.03.2026 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a just-deleted post praising the episode, I was trying to remember if I'd seen this in theaters, and then I read that For Your Eyes Only also had a ski chase near the beginning.
I definitely would have remembered a pre-Moonraker Jaws.

03.03.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 09:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was he a guest on The Best Show? I think he was really good...*looks it up* Yes! This past December!

28.02.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A couple of republicans in Congress could end this any time they wanted by honoring their oath to uphold the constitution

28.02.2026 08:31 👍 754 🔁 184 💬 8 📌 9

I just discovered how much a packet of ramen can be improved by a handful of fresh parsley, so I guess I'm ok.

28.02.2026 09:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0