Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖

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No matter the response this is an underrated post.

Corey Lewandowski to Markwayne Mullin right now:

Corey Lewandowski to Markwayne Mullin right now:

Love the red splashes of color in the art. Makes me wish I had gone with Golden Age Green Arrow for my Halloween costume. 😎

Sorry I’m late. I met a dog.

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DHS prepares for an advertising campaign not devoted to Kristi Noem.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

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Kristi Noem showing up tomorrow for her new job as Special Envoy for The Shield Of The Americas:

How I arrived on Bluesky

I credit my eclectic taste in music to the alchemy that was K-tel Records. ✌️😎

They held a baseball game and a football game broke out 🤷

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So it’s Markwayne Leeharvey Johnwayne Mullin.

Here is your brave head of Homeland Security protecting the Capitol on J6, hiding behind the seats, while the men guard the door. While Mullin ran for his life, he went on to call that day "one of peaceful protest". He will make a fine head of Homeland Security for Private Bone Spurs.

Proving yet again one of my basic rules on navigating Trumpism: He will always replace an incompetent person with someone more incompetent.

Me meeting my neighbors’ cat.

I’d be keeping an eye on Ken Paxton.

What?

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We made peanut butter and banana sandwiches in hot dog bun… so as to take advantage of the logistics already in place.

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So business as usual for the GOP? 🤷

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But not the consumers who actually paid the higher prices when the tariffs passed through to them?

(me searching for a witty response)

What does your ride say about you?

Mine says I don’t ask for help at the hardware store and will pull over when I see a traffic accident. 🤷

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Same energy

Brexit was the British being afraid of being colonized ✅