Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars

Metal Mario Kills Them All

Why is Toad White?

They Gave the Goombas Guns

Plumbers Will See a Scuttlebug and Be Like "Is Anyone Else Gonna Eat This" and Not Even Wait for an Answer

Touch-Starved Toad

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting

My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids

Bowser with a Big Gun

Humble the Hoes

Dumpster Behind the Denny’s

Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

Throw Down or Throw Up

Smell This Milk, See if It's Bad

Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out

Unlock Peach's Liquor Cabinet

Rip a Line off Whomp's Back

Make the Snowman Green

Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser

Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes

White Demon Challenge

Smoke That Shit in One Drag

Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal

The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth

Bowser's Breakfast Challenge

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement