Mister Dingers

i don't think anyone at the time expected reagan tearing solar panels off the white house to spite jimmy carter would be such a significant metaphor for the 21st century

First off, defund all police. 2nd, if I'm this guy, I'm getting that cop and his supervisor fired for making me late to a meeting.

Judge only has warning track power

An entire group of incel boys are calling each other gay, and I'm here having red wine with my family watching the Dodgers.

I'm watching baseball on the couch. With my wife and daughter. That's not just plans, those are life goals.

Judge takes after ARod too much.

Judge doesn't keep his eyes on the ball.

Kobe Bryant convinced 90s pop superstar Brandy to be his high school prom date. I didn't even attend prom.

A Dolphin Pilot saying that "Los Angeles is the home of pizza " next to a map of east Asia

I discovered the death generator. deathgenerator.com#gallery

If your child doesn't want to come out as Trans to you, that's your own fault.

Court sides with parents in dispute over California policies on transgender students The Supreme Court on Monday night granted a request from a group of California parents to reinstate a ruling by a federal district court that prohibits schools in that state […]

The Supreme Court Emergency Docket can go eat shit for undermining California policy because they hate transgender children.
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An Argument Against Voting for the “Electable” Guy In this week’s Elie v. US, The Nation’s justice correspondent shares his thoughts on the Texas primaries. Plus, a terrible Supreme Court decision and a bad play by Major League Baseball.

In this week’s newsletter, I look forward to “Beto O’Rourke 2” while also explaining why SCOTUS ruled 9-0 to send an immigrant back to a hitman.
I also complain about the modernization of baseball because I’m old.

Mexicans beating up the English? Don't mind if I do!

I have coworkers young enough to be my kids. It happens. I'll feel ancient when Naked & the Famous and Blackpink is on K-Earth.

Mexico vs Great Britain!

If this were cuisine the game would already be over.

a half season suspension followed by a full season suspension for a second offense seems pretty fair to me, but I'm not going to sweat over how it hurts the billionaires checkbooks

I mean he's a grandpa now.

Embarrassment of Riches: Dodgers have full outfields worth of prospects at every level (Via @Dodgers) In my 20+ years of following the Dodgers’ minor league system, I cannot remember the organization having such an abundance of outfield prospects. It’s come a long way from the days of Franklin Gutierrez and Reggie Abercrombie. However, time has taught us that quantity is key, as even the top rated or most …

Embarrassment of Riches: Dodgers have full outfields worth of prospects at every level

doug sayin patti left me porkchop. she suckin skeeter’s shit crazy style right now fml

alright one more

There are furries on The Pitt, where is Cutch when we need him

Talk about squandering the Santiago Espinal game

Oh well, just missed a tie by that much.

Could the Dodgers tie? @ericstephen.bsky.social wants to know!

Now put Noem in jail for domestic terrorism.

The bases are loaded and so is my belly!

Professor X saying "just wait for it to go on streaming."

I'm probably skipping Doomsday until Secret Wars is streaming.

Testing this out

We are 63 days into 2026, and already at least 10 people have died in ICE detention.

We are not angry enough.

SMH and we just renewed.