Il Chambero

Why wouldn’t I plant two trees? #betterplanet

In addition to wanting to change the Guardians and Commanders names back- Trump also wants the Braves to change thier name to the Woo woo tomahawk teepee Buffalo Braves

I was listening to ‘Bigmouth strikes again’ by the Smiths and realized it basically could have been written by the current president. Morressy/Trump separated at birth?

Is it weird that the best part of my day so far was messing with a phishing text bot until they said they were deleting me?

If you told me anyone if the guys fixing the escalator at the 24th st bart station was the original guitarist for Agent Orange in 1979 I would believe you.

Gross. Trump love Asside. Hollywood blvd is disgusting. I wouldn’t put hands on it let alone my mouth. I even wipe down my shoes.

What would a nickel bag of funk go for in today’s dollars?

I case you can’t read it it reads “Junk hauling & unlicensed therapy”. In today’s world seems reasonable.

If a hot dog is a sandwich then cereal is soup.

Is it still shadenfruede if my glee over trump’s tariff screw ups will eventually cause me harm?

I mean we don’t want any of this but the voters have spoken and we’re stuck with it. I was playing devil’s advocate with compromise

I’m not saying he should but instead of Mir-a-lagoing Gaza wouldn’t be easier to just add Puerto Rico as a state and turn it into a resort?

Oh your a counting crowd fan? When was the last time you danced the silence down to the morning? I thought so…

In a crazy world sometimes the little things are important

Someone graffiti’d this playlist on a closed store by my house. I put it into Spotify and it’s awesome. So here you go if you don’t happen to walk down Valencia st in SF

All hail the east bay

America has been accused of racism by South Africa. And South Africa is right. Insert mash of Alanís Morrisette and Peter Gabriel.

In the BART station this morning was a guy preaching Jesus and holding a sign that said “The wages of sin is death” and I used my favorite borrowed joke and asked “What is that after taxes?”

That’s the difference between a war and a day of love

How do cut backs at America’s Best Idea make America great again? I guess America was greatest when we were killing buffalo and logging the shit out of everything. Question withdrawn.

What kind cruel parent names their kid “X” that kid still has to be in 8th grade. You name your kid Xavier and let him change to X when he writes his one man show “I was Elon’s love child” and deploys mild bondage and scatological humor.

Kennedy is for sure death

You know what no one does anymore? Find money in the cushion of your couch. We’re all digital now. Who has change?

Pink mitten
Left forgotten
Only one
Part begun
Part ended

Where is your match?
Where is your friend?
Quick end.
Long goodbye

I feel bad for people that bought a Tesla because they were trying to do a good thing for the earth and then found out slowly over time that they were funding a douche nozzle. Maybe the front trunk will help you carry around that extra baggage.

Trump explains that Elon’s hybrid role means that he only has to be president on Tuesday and Thursday.

Finished cycle for survival today. Raised money for cancer research. Wanna donate? You still can! tinyurl.com/ilchambero

Did you see the Onion headline “Viagra Boys concert lasts more than 4 hours and audience required to seek medical attention”

Originally written for his first wife’s intervention, Robert Palmer changed one word in his song “Might as well face it you’re addicted to drugs” and had a number one hit.