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A white building named "FINDINGS OUTLET INC."

Walked by the very worst place to fuck around today.

I'm like if Velma was Shaggy, but still Velma. But Shaggy.

iambic tetrameter ass stick

if they bring back the mint chocolate chip pop tart, I'll start believing in god again

"It's not my duty as mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. It's the same as if you bought a cow, or a fridge, then asked me where you're going to put them." — Mayor Miguel Anxo Fernández Lores of Pontevedra, Spain

Two women on bicycles in Amsterdam, riding over a placid canal with no cars in sight. One turns to the other and says, “If anyone proposed this in my town I’d kill them.”

girl im dating buying shampoo: I’ll get this one
me looking for a reason to break up with her: coconut and orchids??

Small by mighty 💪 The Minneapolis Public Works mini snowplow hits the streets to keep bike lanes clear this winter.

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

In case you needed another reason to adopt the European model of healthcare

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a guy that has to do 2 factor authentication dozens of times a day.

It's so funny that men have worked themselves backwards into the toxic self hating image culture that women worked for decades to break out of. It's like jumping out of a lifeboat and swimming back to the titanic as it sank. You dumb motherfuckers are going to bring dexamyl back.

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Do not experience true love around me

a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show Alt: Mariah Carey says "I don't know her."

I think this is as close as you'll ever get to the King of England being like

every high profile anti trans critic has an origin story that goes "years ago someone asked me to respect trans people and instead I chose to go insane"

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

AOC’s biggest problem if she runs for president is that the white men who control our media ecosystem will not so much put a finger on the scale to stop her as an entire hand

it can be done (see: Zohran) but it’s going to be blatant and it’s going to be infuriating

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

welcome to the bathroom

I truly neither desired not welcome this information. I don’t care about dinosaurs and never have. Not even as a child. They FAILED. A big asteroid hits and they turn into pigeons? Why should I want to know about their throwup

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Shirts are here! Sizes S to XL. $25 a pop. Money from each sale will be donated to orgs fighting ICE. Holler if you want one.

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life

One day people will figure out that Puerto Ricans are all citizens. Today is not that day. Tomorrow definitely isn’t.

Lucky to be one of the only people who ever had the catharsis of speaking to SBF the way he should’ve always been spoken to.

(wait until the end for the smuggest head nod in history)

i'm like if a really interesting guy was really boring

This is Iraq War style propaganda: They make the face of a well-researched, (near) academic consensus, that isn't egregiously controversial among experts on the subject... and make the face of it a famous but uncredentialed young woman so they can pretend it's vacuous and naive.