bruh im so depressed. bruh save me aha

ANYWAY www.yorkshiretea.co.uk/brew-news/se... tea bag lore

every time my searches do something weird my first reaction is to be wracked with self doubt and assume I actually DID somehow type the weird thing it searched. I believe the term gaslighting is overused & trivialised.. and yet in that moment.. feels justified

You can't just fucking freestyle on my shit like that and why would you even want to

Hold the fucking phone I just tried to find a helpful image to demonstrate, searched as per first image. Unsatisfied with results I clicked on googles helpfully suggested term "box", and it changed my whole search term to what you can see in second picture. Google you are actually so 🤡 for this

Over here at least I'd say it's just a pretty normal thing for tea bags to be in the box in pairs with some perforation so you can rip and separate them. Just generic British black tea like Pg tips and Yorkshire tea but some herbal ones too. Off the top of my head I guess idk

Why are teabags still attached in pairs. Grow up

(I rip them open trying to separate them a non zero percentage of the time)

Life is bullshit I'm gonna start side parting my hair again

I am reminded of the contestant on the chase who, when asked what he wanted to do if won the money, said he'd like to go out with Maya jama. Bro was on national TV like "I wish to buy a woman". In my heart he walked out of the studio and into a police van

Seen* FUCK. whatever man

Obviously I say "has anyone seem..." rhetorically. Of course people have seen a Google advert. And yet part of me truly feels like I must have been the only one. Because if they were rolling this out to the masses surely someone would have like. Made them stop already. Naive ik

There is something genuinely so fascinating about how inane the ads for ai tools are. They're genuinely pushing the slop to
centre stage and it is mystifying to me why they think that's the angle.
Like has anyone seen that one Google ad? With the capybara? The secondhand embarrassment may kill me

I spelled clickbait wrong but I still mostly think this checks out. Hi I got locked out of my bsky account but now I'm back

Explaining what endometriosis is to my dad while he tries to watch world's strongest man. I think we are both being enriched rn

doesnt actually help for some reason. so ill just sit in this on fire world and focus on my own tiny tiny useless feelings that help noone. hopefully at least i score some morality points with my internal ethics board over the fact that im not enjoying myself either

the anger i feel at myself every time i see something i feel i should be worrying about just straight up guarantees my own uselessness. i can yell at myself all day about how noone cares about my feelings and what a privileged position i am to be able to bury my head in the sand.

i will say i cant hang out here which is sad because even being surrounded by folks with values of which i am at least vaguely in tune, seeing current events being discussed makes me feel crushingly doomerish. which is unproductive and i dont like much.

in this SPECIFIC regard the bogus ai vomit is not the problem itself but the most recent symptom of a long term trend in communication - probably even starting pre internet. idk. communication that doesnt say anything. its not new, but it can be made more easily than ever.

so as much as i have disdain for their ai replacements, i cant help but feel some validation in that something being so neatly replaced by a 'chat meaningless but passably coherent shit' machine proves that none of these things had any worth to begin with.

its because typically these things were worthless to begin with. they were already serving a purpose other than conveying valuable information or spreading genuine sentiment. they were designed to satisfy some other, much more cynical parameter already.

the conclusion i cant help but hurtle towards is that if something can be made with generative ai it really wasnt worth making. Like theres a reason why shortform video content, clickbate articles, waffly public figure statements, resumes, and linkedin posts are all popping off with AI so much.

how is anybody living

Screenshot of a website's title header reading 'DICK KNIVES SPOTLIGHT', with the subheading 'MINI SHOP.

A cropped screenshot from the 2000 film charlie's angels, showing drew barrymore in an oversized black t-shirt and huge, bright orange shorts that stop below her knees. Her face looks dirty and her peach-coloured hair is messy. She is walking through rubble, followed by the two other angels who are partially visible behind her. A fire is burning in the background.

people hype up the looks in 2000 charlies angels and yet i had screenshot this myself because noone else online cares about drew barrymores epic 13 year old boy drip. its not visible in this pic but yes she is wearing classic vans

i was hype to make this account and post funny sillies on it but unfortunately the woes continue to be considerable and its just not conducive to funny sillies

whats up turds

Official neopets art of the neopet acara. It has quadropedal with yellow fur, four catlike ears, and goatlike horns. It has black bangs with a purple flower, blue eyeshadow and a black long sleeved top with 'ROCKIN' written in all caps down the sleeve. It is stepping forward with a front leg and giving the viewer a sassy grin.

it is i