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Marvel movie ending explained video

Did you actually say this @electricalwsop.bsky.social

World record for shortest time between ejaculating followed by pissing

Dune porn parody where they do the fremen sandwalk thing but for jacking off

Receiving a Perfect Blowjob

I assume its extended prostate stimulation but still - what's going on there folks?

Is it normal to get a half mast boner when taking a constipated shit

Send him to the pussy widener to have his pussy widened IMMEDIATELY

The perfect amount of erectile dysfunction where you last impressively long in bed

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Putting her pussy in my inventory

The fuck - ness monster

Giant 7 ft screen print of Bjork Homogenic as the only decoration in my house

Buying a green screen to kick start my YouTube career

My pussy is wide and wet

I don’t understand what batteries are

Diarrhoea for christmas, constipation for new years - no rest for the wicked, huh?

I was monkey pox patient 0

Eye-uhl-eee-nuh-wah

David Bowie: foot guy?

Good Ohio morning my fellow blue sky'ers

Picking up last night's goon sesh from where I left it

Getting liposuction for literally no reason

Exploding pussy syndrome patient Zero

Good pussy will turn you into a foot guy

Screaming

Twerking in my slutty little outfit

When you're gooning and u gotta lock in

If you dont like women your gay

Gooning tonight 👍👍👍