Oh robots with anxiety now, is it? Where *do* they get their ideas?
06.03.2026 16:19
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Oh robots with anxiety now, is it? Where *do* they get their ideas?
What you put in your mouth is your business. Dairybot just tells you if something contains milk.
An ovoid robot with long, jointed limbs, pointing proudly at a wedge of Swiss cheese lying on the ground.
470) Dairybot. For vegans or the lactose intolerant, identifies food that contains dairy. Like this...uh...piece of cheese. Yes, well done, Dairybot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
We used to be a real country.
Tow-headed Scamp: Gosh, pater, not another zeppelin gone down!
Patrician, mustachioed father in armchair, setting aside pipe: That'll be that new-fangled hydrogen gas, I shouldn't wonder. Fetch your periodic table of elements and I'll explain the dangers inherent in powered flight.
I think he just means news on the radio, and needed to punch up the sentence a bit with a synonym, but it sounds like he's annoyed that kids don't look up from their Eagle comics when the radio tinnily announces that they interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a terrible blimp crash.
Ah yes, radio bulletins, remember those? Probably not, because they haven't existed outside of wartime dramas for about fifty years.
Well it's pleased to have identified it for you, you see. If we made it sad (or angry) about the presence of dairy, it would make its existence rather bleak.
No, it just tells you it contains dairy.
Okay, maybe it doesn't identify human milk. Idk. Let's not overthink it.
It depends how close it is, I suppose.
Point to it because it contains milk.
Can also help locate cows. And any other mammal, I guess. Colour version here, anyway: www.patreon.com/posts/daily-...
An ovoid robot with long, jointed limbs, pointing proudly at a wedge of Swiss cheese lying on the ground.
470) Dairybot. For vegans or the lactose intolerant, identifies food that contains dairy. Like this...uh...piece of cheese. Yes, well done, Dairybot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
Media literacy has fallen so far that even the propaganda has to be spoon-fed now.
Not replying to the original post because everyone answered you already, but I was raised in a county without them, and my parents talked about them so I assumed they were a thing of the past. Then, much later, I was appalled to learn that Spousebot's area still had them. Seemed so archaic to me.
Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.
We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!
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small white dog with giant puff ball head
the dog looked at me!
this dog sat across from me in the train and the whole ride I tried to get him to look at me. he finally did after 1.5 hr
The best wrestling feuds are ones that emerge naturally through the conceit of competition. The worst are where someone spills coffee on someone and it starts an argument backstage and you're like, okay, I guess that's what these two are doing this month.
One of the weird things about a certain era of wrestling was that, even though there's an established reason for them to have matches against each other - they're meant to be athletes competing in a combat sport - they'd come up with something inane to create a feud.
One of the reasons I like it when wrestlers become real actors is that it's possible to watch them do some serious acting and think, "I remember that time we all pretended it made sense for you to physically fight someone over an argument about a fictional Japanese shampoo commerical."
There's a joke in there somewhere about that meme of balding 'Taker looking like Grammer saying that this is the worst idea Niles has ever had.
Sorry, there was a movie where Frasier tells Edge he can bet on "a guy fucking an alligator" and I somehow didn't know about it?
Lol that's fucking Edge.
ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!
A spherical robot wobbling uncertainly atop a pair of extremely long, banded legs. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom right has also been stretched so it is narrower and taller than usual.
466) Tallbot. Is much too tall. #SmallRobotsRemastered
No, too tall. You need Reachbot for that.
It's World Book Day and if you fancy helping an independent cooperative bookshop during a tricky month, this is great timing...
Because he is not naturally communicative. His brain is literally the size of a pea.
No, Taskmaster.