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benoît balls

@deadlizardqueen

i have hidden exactly 37 quualudes in various places across the US over the last 7 years. i am banned from multiple olive gardens in several states

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We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 👍 3139 🔁 1127 💬 16 📌 5

Jay gives off the ick harddd

10.03.2026 04:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I'm saying is, if the "read a better book" crowd has any suggestions, seriously I am always open to book recommendations hmu

10.03.2026 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Orson Scott Card is a bigot. Frank Herbert was a homophobe ans pretty shitty. Tolkien had personal beef with The Beatles. John Lennon changed the name "The Beetles" to "The Beatles" to better align with his love of beating women. Neil Gaiman is a fucking monster

10.03.2026 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe don't separate the art from the artist. Just be honest about the artist. You can't control the art that inspires you, but you can be honest about the artist behind that art. I like Harry Potter but JK Rowling is an awful fucking bigot and dudes like this CEO are just as fucking bad

10.03.2026 04:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This Ben Shapiro eyebrow thing just makes me think of that lawyer from It's Always Sunny and his hands

10.03.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In first, CIA acknowledges 1953 coup it backed to overthrow leader of Iran was undemocratic While other American officials have made similar remarks in the past, the acknowledgment by the CIA in a podcast about the agency’s history comes as much of its official history of the coup still rema...

I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.

08.03.2026 19:23 👍 3218 🔁 1420 💬 133 📌 75

Just saw a behind the scenes thing of the Hobbit movies and I thought they just had Benedict Cumberbatch do the voice of Smaug but no, they had him mo-capped and he was in a big room wiggling around the room going hiss hissssss hisssssss and you know no one had a plan for this, it was just like sure

09.03.2026 03:12 👍 728 🔁 26 💬 25 📌 7

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

09.03.2026 02:54 👍 4941 🔁 964 💬 61 📌 14
09.03.2026 00:24 👍 3906 🔁 856 💬 42 📌 19

Hey @usatoday.com are you fucking high

09.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did Trump just muss about how he's not allowed to tariff countries, but he is allowed to destroy them? And now he's attempting just that. Damn

28.02.2026 23:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seems to be confirmation that we did in fact hit a school

28.02.2026 20:58 👍 1210 🔁 247 💬 39 📌 6

You're so fucking weak, you weird little freak.

28.02.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

28.02.2026 06:42 👍 3633 🔁 706 💬 122 📌 20
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27.02.2026 21:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' . ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

You understand why that's impossible to believe right?

27.02.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

25.02.2026 02:55 👍 5408 🔁 848 💬 95 📌 14

i dont think "twitter is the largest producer and distrubtor of csam thats ever existed" has really sunk in

23.02.2026 00:16 👍 1450 🔁 325 💬 21 📌 3

"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich."

HOW INTERESTING.

20.02.2026 17:41 👍 2495 🔁 921 💬 69 📌 93
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Across the US, people are dismantling and destroying Flock surveillance cameras Anger over ICE connections and privacy violations is fueling the sabotage. PLUS: 10,000 drivers call on Uber to repay stolen wages, a man is arrested at a public hearing about a data center and more.

Across the US, people fed up with Flock cameras surveilling their communities, and with local governments that are often unwilling to listen to concerns over privacy violations and ICE data sharing practices, are taking matters into their own hands—and tearing them down.

20.02.2026 18:26 👍 4839 🔁 1683 💬 71 📌 232
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Trump: "I can do anything I want to do to them ... I'm allowed to destroy the country."

20.02.2026 18:37 👍 8987 🔁 3478 💬 1776 📌 1627

now liberals please gather round, so we can walk you through the alternatives to “just voting.”

this here is called Direct Action.

20.02.2026 18:41 👍 1356 🔁 383 💬 4 📌 10
Propaganda & Trent Taylor feat. Derek Minor Dont it feel good Official Video  video
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Premiers today! Prop/ Derek minor/ Trent Taylor. Making integrity cool again! youtu.be/sEIte3OTZMA?...

20.02.2026 15:51 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

still remember the "it's too early/hyperbolic/irresponsible to compare these guys to Nazi Germany" Reasonable Posters - whom, I imagine, are waiting for the renovations to be completed before they update their priors

20.02.2026 14:00 👍 3464 🔁 1036 💬 62 📌 18

this is exactly the wrong way to think about owning and carrying a firearm. i cannot overemphasize how irresponsible Councilor Smith's logic is here. Openly carrying a weapon you know nothing about is just BEGGING to have that weapon taken off your body and used against you.

20.02.2026 03:19 👍 1159 🔁 151 💬 59 📌 5

They don't hate that we're going to war with Iran, they hate that we aren't going to war with North Korea.

20.02.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I almost lost a finger today and my bosses got to learn what the word "degloved" means!

13.02.2026 05:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

11.02.2026 03:40 👍 8093 🔁 1546 💬 189 📌 401