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merry cheese

24.12.2024 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A closeup of a spoiled tabby cat lying on his back on a desk. His left polydactyl paw is curled into his chest while his right is flopping out on the desk. His eyes are half closed and his belly fur is rumpled. He’s relaxed and purring. It’s not a trap, he’s blissful about belly rubs.
#CatsOfBluesky

A closeup of a spoiled tabby cat lying on his back on a desk. His left polydactyl paw is curled into his chest while his right is flopping out on the desk. His eyes are half closed and his belly fur is rumpled. He’s relaxed and purring. It’s not a trap, he’s blissful about belly rubs. #CatsOfBluesky

Getting that belly rubbed

09.12.2024 10:17 πŸ‘ 3432 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 4
Hello, Jon. 

This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. 

Thank you for everything, Jon.

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

04.12.2024 14:38 πŸ‘ 20060 πŸ” 2043 πŸ’¬ 296 πŸ“Œ 68
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Tulip says ELLO !!

04.12.2024 01:13 πŸ‘ 11568 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 17

learning c is more fun than gaming - should i just drop games completely and focus on learning the language and software development

02.12.2024 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brightening up the Monday timeline with an Ozzie picture 🫢🏻

Hope everyone has a good start to the week. Two and a half weeks of work left for me and then I'm done for the year πŸ™ŒπŸ»

02.12.2024 09:55 πŸ‘ 4423 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 4
A closeup of a brown tabby cat, Joe, flaked out on a clean desk. He’s on his back, and, as usual, has one fat polydactyl paw on his chest and the other reaching out towards the camera. His eyes are slit and his fangs are dangling. He couldn’t be more relaxed.
#CatsOfBluesky

A closeup of a brown tabby cat, Joe, flaked out on a clean desk. He’s on his back, and, as usual, has one fat polydactyl paw on his chest and the other reaching out towards the camera. His eyes are slit and his fangs are dangling. He couldn’t be more relaxed. #CatsOfBluesky

Really feeling the Mondayness of it all

02.12.2024 09:51 πŸ‘ 9221 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 14

Backend friends, what’s your best practice to define a set of RESTful API endpoints? Write the docs to define the behavior first, or write the OpenAPI schema, or?

Imagine it works like a simple peotocol/convention where the implementation of both server and client could be customized.

02.12.2024 04:04 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 1

where can i get an emotional support cryptid like this

02.12.2024 07:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.12.2024 07:19 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

@monashcoding on instagram (alt text doesnt work on mobile πŸ’”)

02.12.2024 07:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the spot is already taken by a day trader

02.12.2024 07:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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he is a wonderfully affectionate little guy

01.12.2024 22:24 πŸ‘ 7656 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 8
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(this gentleman goof is Calvin. He got lots of love!)

02.12.2024 01:47 πŸ‘ 1078 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

I walked past a woman putting up Christmas lights and told her they looked wonderful and she almost started crying and I was like OH NO WHAT DID I DO and she told me her husband usually did it but he died in February and she was really glad they looked nice because she's never done it before 😭

02.12.2024 02:39 πŸ‘ 9701 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 42

first 20 posts i got after selecting the "Tech", "Software Dev" and "Education" tags were politics - am i still on twitter

02.12.2024 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0