I was wondering.. :D
I was wondering.. :D
🦌1: Fascism!
🦌2: Log.
🦌1: No, it's fascism! They're doing Hitler salutes, and saying "Hitler was right!" and saying "We need Canada's water and resources like Hitler needed Ukraine!"
🦌2: Log.
🦌1: Some of them call themselves fascists and say "So what? Why is that bad?"
🦌2: Log. You're deranged
Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas prepare for battle
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
All shot practically using real lighting, figures and miniature sets
#lordoftherings #fantasy #photography #miniatures #tolkien #lotr #gimli #legolas #aragorn #toyphotography #cinematography #scalephotography #visualart
Image of my book, The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead (available in all good bookshops!), with text next to it that reads as follows... LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! OR: Let's saddle the chickens (German) On with the butter! (Icelandic) Forward with the goat! (Dutch)
Just because Christmas is around the corner and I happen to have a book that makes the PERFECT gift, doesn’t mean you’ll find me shamelessly hawking my wares on here. I’m better than that. In other news, here's a promo for The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead (available here - geni.us/yDxa)
The smartest people love to say they make data-driven decisions.
Ten famous people with festive names…
10. Jon Snow
9. Holly Hunter
8. Spruce Willis
7. Oprah Wintery
6. Kim Kardashian-Through-The-Snow
5. Samuel Elf Jackson
4. A-wreather Franklin
3. Misteltobey Maguire
2. Michael Baublé
1. Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
We're probably going to miss our target... donate.biggive.org/campaign/a05...
But if you donate to this excellent cause by noon today your money will be doubled and (if you drop me an email) I'll give you free access to the members-only London Centric stories I'm working on.
One of my favorite creators, Pop Arena, has made video companions explaining the history of every title that ran on Nickelodeon in the 80s and 90s. This is such an impressive feat. It seems like they're having some trouble re: income and housing right now. Please help if you can.
ko-fi.com/poparena
Ever heard of the kokoshnik? You could even spot one - sported by #TheGlobalJigsaw presenter @ikrassi.bsky.social in this video 😉 and if you fancy finding out more, here is our latest on the 'Russian cultural code': www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...
I've donated two signed (by me) and sketched of my 2022 graphic novel collaboration with @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social to raise vital funds for those affected by conflict in Sudan. Please consider bidding to help those most in need 🙏
#Creatives4Sudan
app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
🧑🍳 😚
With almost no mental healthcare available, Sudanese women in Chad form their own support networks.
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
The absolute collapse of their stupid AI ruse — hopefully followed by a massive wave of tech regulation and imprisoning the politicians who enabled this — cannot come soon enough.
Endre Tót ⭕ Zero Demo, 1991
We have looked into poseidon and sarmat quite a while back on #TheGlobalJigsaw
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...
'Kiselyov on Rossiya1 threatened to destroy the UK with a Sarmat ICBM or a poseidon underwater nuclear drone which he said would create a nuclear tsunami and and left a RadioActive desert'
Yes anyone can reply, not you though.
In case you missed this yesterday!! For understandable reasons
Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.
RIP Dick Cheney
For @inthesetimes.com
inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...
Marty Mcfly stands in front of a record store in 1955 looking around at Hill Valley
"...Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream bom, bom, bom, bom..."
All shot practically using real figures lighting and homemade miniature sets. I created the window display set on the computer then printed all the elements out on paper and set up a mini window display.
#photography #miniatures #bttf
When I was homeless in 2019, the stress activated a strange hyperthyroid-like condition where I was losing a ton of weight and I needed to eat around 4k-5K calories a day to stay a healthy weight. I used my SNAP to by the most calorie dense foods possible, and these were things like snack cakes. 1/2
Xenomorph crouches in a hidden part of a spacecraft. Mouth open and claws spread
"I can't lie about your chances. But you have my sympathies."
All shot using real lighting, smoke, figures and miniature sets. I digitally added some goz on the Xenomorphs mouth the rest is all in camera
#alien #xenomorph #photography #scifi
Headline reads 'louvre heist carried out by petty criminals, prosecutor says'
It's petit, actually
And just so we clear, CMYK is a bitch.
When designs I did printed in large format and on installation day no one is calling me yelling I take it as a sign of it’s fine, I can start breathing again and I think I need a fucking week sleep to recover from.
Ah and hopefully would get paid too. Of course.