Bethany Black

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

Had our photos taken with the house’s owner and his wife, the second son of the Duke of Norfolk. My job is silly

They clearly made their money in cocoa, as there are cocoa pod detailing on most of the carvings and some horrifically racist detailing on some things 😬

Just realised the promoter has booked an all gay lineup without realising, there is not a person in that audience who doesn’t have a subscription to the Telegraph and The Daily Mail, paper versions 😂

Haha

A 17th Century young man with a bit of a Hapsburg face in black and red armour

“They only invented gays in the 60s” then who’s this cunty little twink in his fancy armour?

An oil painting of an angel bathed in light giving some old timey dude the business

A stone fireplace with exquisite detailing with another oil painting above it of some dude slipping and an angel flying down to catch him, but it’s too late his friend’s got him

Can’t believe I’m not allowed to lick the paintings. What’s the point of anything if you can’t give a painting a good lick.

Literally the last gig this company ran was in the cave that belonged to The Hellfire Club

If it wasn’t for Facebook I wouldn’t know which of my friends are against child murder. I’m glad they stated that in such explicit terms, or I would have had to assume they were big fans.

Can’t believe I’m gigging for the Illuminati

An imposing gothic style building

The inside of a Gothic room that looks like it’d be good for a wedding there are two chandeliers and a bunch of candles lighting the space

A fucking ermine robe on a mannequin

Tonight’s gig

So odd doing a gig at a stately home whilst I’m this ill. Feels like some kind of trap

Ran out of steam before I could wash the air fryer so I’m having a fried egg butty instead of a Greggs Vegan sausage roll

Stood up just as my ADHD meds kicked in. Turns out Meth really helps you get over a cold and do the washing up and a quick vacuum round

move slow and repair things

This is affecting me the way I expected Hamnet to.

Watching Train Dreams. It’s beautiful and this line just hit me hard “We are but children on this earth pulling bolts out of the Ferris Wheel thinking ourselves to be gods.”

[Tony Blair As A Mandalorian]

You get the idea

[a mandalorian who's really bad at it]: this is the second way

So ill. Spruce the cat is taking care of me though. Apparently it was vital that I woke at 7am, and just as important that I stay in bed. Then it was urgent that I went down stairs to see her play with the charity shop bag full of clothes and now she wants me back in bed. She rules with an Iron Paw

It was a big year for movies based on Country Songs too, with Both Sam Pekinpah’s Convoy and Harper Valley PTA being released. Convoy was on pretty much constantly when I was a kid. I had it on video and when my dad brought the VCR home from the school he worked at I’d watch that on repeat

a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park . ALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park .

Great year for Horror, with Halloween, Piranha, Dawn of The Dead, I Spit on Your Grave, Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, Coma, Damien - Omen II, The Eyes of Laura Mars, The Fury, and Invasion of The Body Snatchers, amongst others

There are so many from 1978, and so many that really effected me at various points in my life, Hooper, Watership Down, Superman, Piranha, Lord of The Rings, Revenge of The Pink Panther, The Deer Hunter, Halloween. But, I think my favourite that I still watch regularly to this day is Dawn of the Dead

Once again it's Bandcamp Friday and once again here's my old shit.

I’m of an age now where 1) I will drop serious notes down the garden centre and 2) yes, you can interest me in the reward card.

Jimmy Olsen is losing his shit. Metamorpho is like, “uh, jim?”

Had a request for a panicked Jimmy Olsen. Here he is! I think we can all relate.

Watched Hamnet. Beautiful directed and acted, nice use of symbolism. Really not my sort of thing.

Ill and doing a show tonight, so Mes Beth’s Popped to the chippy for a chippy tea for me. I’m so lucky

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I might not be in the right mood for any of these movies today.