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Alex Stemcell πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@astemcell

Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er

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let's just say that in space, no one can hear you scream

07.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

writing code while using a vibrating pleasure device

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh your wife is putting her bra back on
She’s eating the sandwiches herself

06.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday^^

06.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact the 5% of their wealth equates to that much money for so many people highlights exactly why such a tax is necessary

06.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the thing

spent probably more time than I should have trying to make it a "representative sample"

probably says something that 6 of 9 were published by Square and/or Enix but I'm not going to analyze that right now

06.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear?
amadeus46art: killed his wife
hyu_man: Oh
just__avery: lol
abridge2: multiple times
hyu_man: No innocent gear?
amadeus46art: that's his daughter
hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear? amadeus46art: killed his wife hyu_man: Oh just__avery: lol abridge2: multiple times hyu_man: No innocent gear? amadeus46art: that's his daughter hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1113 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
juri han holding an ankle monitor up to the camera in a youtube video titled β€œFuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too.”

juri han holding an ankle monitor up to the camera in a youtube video titled β€œFuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too.”

the original meme of a man holding an ankle monitor up to the camera in a youtube video titled β€œFuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too.”

the original meme of a man holding an ankle monitor up to the camera in a youtube video titled β€œFuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too.”

ok i saw this and had to draw juri over this meme..

11.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2221 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 33

The third game over the second for two different β€œSH” series is a pretty spicy take

Not bad, just spicy

06.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6213 πŸ” 2354 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 17
A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

02.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 24
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What 1000xRESIST is not:
❌ a game with combat
❌ an emotionally cozy game
❌ a quick story

What 1000xRESIST is:
βœ… a doomed yuri simulator
βœ… a game that will break your heart (& maybe not put it back together)
βœ… a story you won’t forget anytime soon

Get it for 40% off! ⬇️

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12
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04.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1982 πŸ” 713 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15

This is what it’s playing in my head

04.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

rasputin simply responding "cringe" to every shooting, stabbing, etc that fails to kill him

04.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, Microsoft, you are *fucking lucky* that I paid cash money for my last few Windows installs, you are *definitely* not getting a recurring stream of payments out of me

04.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis isn’t anything,” I say to myself as I continue making a roguelike game where you’re a producer on a Real Housewives kind of show. β€œThis is so dumb, who is this even for,” I say, throwing another couple hundred hours into it

03.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 923 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 7
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I dunno, YouTube, it's a video I'd already watched twice, what do you think?

03.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm excited for Pokopia, but I'm also excited to see people go back and play Dragon Quest Builders and see why those games are also amazing

02.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

May I present - an also legitimate company and name:

(with an accompanying work story that just is the cherry on top)

bsky.app/profile/chax...

03.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

I had to

03.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2765 πŸ” 763 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 4
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The Supreme Court doesn't care if you want to copyright your AI-generated art The highest court in the US declined to review a case about copyrighting artwork created with the help of AI.

And BOOM goes the dynamite. To all the AI Bros who have slid into my mentions to tell me that you CAN in fact copyright AI materials, the Supreme Court has told you to go suck rocks. A prompt is not authorship. And if there is no author, there is no valid copyright.

www.engadget.com/ai/the-supre...

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2189 πŸ” 750 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 69
10.01.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

This is so beyond cursed

02.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forsooth I am allergic to

02.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And you can't pull out the "language changes" card here, it's not relevant

Early Modern English *already* changed...
into the English we speak today

the ways people misuse the trappings of EME nowadays would never at any point in history been considered correct

02.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God damn do I hate bad faux-Elizabethan writing, stop it

If you don't *know* the grammar of Early Modern English, all faux-Elizabethanism does is make you look stupid to the people who do know (while also looking pretentious to many, regardless)

02.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

C++ is a crime against god, yes

01.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0