Andy “Homegrown” Smith 📎

Sure wish the military would stand up to this asshole of a domestic threat.

And held hostage by a minority.

Sucks living under a demented dictator.

Who do we sue to halt this harebrained insanity.

Have you seen the video of this troglodyte nearly starting a physical fight during a Senate hearing? Bernie Sanders barely got him to stand down.

“Instead, they project a sense of tactical and political meaning onto what is, basically, the bloodlust of a screaming child.”

For those who require alt text, the words in the image read, “Hardly anyone in the mainstream national conversation is prepared to state the basic reality, which is that the world is run by microdick clinically sub-cognitive narcissist madmen who are going to get us all killed.

*wants a new drug 🙄

That guy looks like he needs a new drug, but understands the power of love.

trump has made us the enemy of the entire world

F that B

It’s by design. And the fact they’re depleting our stockpiles of precision-guided missiles is a bonus.

Can we drop trump on Iran? That would shut everybody up for at least a few days.

She misspelled “freakish”

“I dunno, sir.” Be respectful, Noem.

Well, I like it.

A huge FU to Roberts and his corrupt SCOTUS.

Fun fact: The Epstein files come with a warning that reads, “May cause allergic reaction”.

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I guess if I thought Armageddon was upon us I might let Melania preside over the UN Security Council.

Voted early 👍

Maybe putting an alcoholic white nationalist Fox News host in charge of the military was a mistake.

I guess you get your balls back when you announce your retirement.

Is he talking about the Iranians, Democrats, or ANTIFA?

I thought you were going to say “trump”.

Boundless grifting

When was the last time you called the police chief to ask him to demand his officers enforce the speed limit?

I shouldn’t have to call my representatives to ask them to demand the full release of the Epstein files.

I can’t decide if using the initials E.F. for the name of the clusterfuck in Iran is a middle finger to justice or another tone deaf blunder by the most incompetent administration in history.

Are we sure it wasn’t brain spurs that kept trump from serving in the military?