Lisa

We are seated for Night of the Amazonas

you know what, thats right. they know what they did

i go through so much effort to make sure all of my healthcare providers are women i need these chains to understand that they can't just have male doctors on staff that's not gonna work for me brother

no offense

optometry office says its time to schedule an appointment but they are only letting me choose from MALE doctors this is a disaster

I bet my mental health is gonna be so good when spring finally hits. I can already feel it. I'm gonna feel so normal it's crazy

Maybe there are people walking around who can totally peer into souls but just think it's normal and don't realize that they're freaking everyone out

oh yeah i forgot that today a librarian asked me if i was okay because i "looked kind of... [unclear hand gestures]" and i could get mad because i actually felt fine at the time so what the heck. but instead im choosing to interpret it as being seen, like the true me is being perceived

i’ve been woke and on the railroad

overall being a nontraditional student is a lot less awkward than expected! everyone is always really nice about it and there are always a few other olds around too. but yeah actually making friends feels a little strange, I wish my school had a millennials club or something lmao

like no im not just unfashionable and corny and tired looking. im all of those things and also in my 30s

made a new friend at school and spent a few days trying to figure out how to shoehorn my age into a conversation just like, as a disclosure to make sure she is aware that im super old

mish mash of truly awful UIs in software i have used

i want a book like The Big Book of British Smiles except it’s The Big Book of Scientific Software GUIs

silicone bristled basting brush

imagining a cooking show that's normal except the cook sprinkles in gremlin strats like slurping the sauce off the basting brush after using it

this isn't the point but it's kind of wild how they made her look every age at once

Man with medical wraps

Me if a player on the opposing team kicks me in the face during a game

Okay this made me go look immediately and the starters are so cute!!!!

i have been too stressed to even look at the new pokemon so that's how you know it's serious

Oh and a warning: it will make you cry

My Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley Shirley Wang's father, Lin, was on a business trip when he ran into NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley. It was the beginning of a friendship.

I love this story about a random dad meeting Charles Barkley at a hotel bar and forging a years-long best-friendship

"He even made a slideshow of photos of him and Barkley together for our community’s Chinese New Year celebration - totally irrelevant to the holiday."

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Posted before reading the news

Box of Celestial Seasoning Sleepytime Tea with art of a bear wearing a nightgown and cap dozing in front of a fire

Box of Celestial Seasonings Throat Cooler tea showing a koala wearing some sort of a blanket and drinking tea, outside, while surrounded by wind-borne mint leaves. He looks completely in control of his life and surroundings

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

Most Deceitful States: Study Shows Where Americans Lie, Cheat, And Scam The Most

Researchers also looked at birth data to see which states had the most residents born under Gemini, Libra, and Scorpio, the zodiac signs with reputations for being, shall we say, flexible with the truth.

I see

Baltimore, I'm coming back!!! catch me March 12-15th at Fruit Camp Tattoo 💚

booking form: venue.ink/@birdtat

school cafeteria is playing cocteau twins

If you have a big BUG POKeMON, people respect you for it.

Laughed so hard on this. Pokémon NPC Trainers just sound like twitter posts

female mallard she looks so handsome guys

i posted this lovely duck i took a photo of on instagram 2 hours ago and have got zero likes. cmon man LOOK at her

Butterfly, by Daphni 16 track album

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snow piled up with my hand next to it showing how big the snow is

the snow was fun today i really enjoyed engaging with the snow

don't forget to have fun today