Matt shaw

My next door neighbours pond was a fine dining experience for the local heron.

Just finished the audiobook and about to start it again - never done that with a book before. So beautifully written and so enjoyable.

This shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s tried to sell anything on Facebook, yet somehow it’s still amazing these people are out there.

Vandals got to your car again?

UK trains, including in Scotland, are all rented.

It is the most profitable part of the rail network and was privatised in 1993-1997.

Now we rent £9bn worth of trains which last for 25 years, for £3bn a year.

It is the worst deal ever.

Lucky escape. I stupidly had hope after the Newcastle game.

What happens in the club??

I like it when you have to order tea/coffee from a member of staff. Then wait for them to remember you.

Where were you on turd Tuesday?

I HATE Sebastian Coe!

I’m rarely one to think/speak against the manager. But the problem is I can’t see what he’s doing to improve things. And he doesn’t have the excuse others had in the past that ‘we don’t have the money to match the other teams’ after the summer. The whole thing feels disastrous.

Cancel your Spotify subscription.

I also choose this guys wife

Oh no

I understand the pressures on the BBC, but Radio 4's coverage of the Minneapolis shooting is an example of "bad balance".

It's all "the Trump regime says she was a terrorist, but Democrats say it was murder".

The BBC has the footage. It doesn't have to treat truth and falsehood as equally valid.

Sorry but this is the greatest single joke they ever did on Shooting Stars

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Idiot with trophy he definitely didn’t win himself

The passing of the year is weird really isn’t it. It’s the same as any other day. The universe doesn’t understand what New Year’s Day is. But it ends up being a good time to reflect.

2025 summary: sleep deprivation, working flat out, and a single-handedly winning the Scottish cup.

Really cool!

Nigel?

How on earth did he manage that

It really begs the question why ‘we’ were so hell bent on getting him.

And I guess by ‘trying’ I mean ‘pressing’.

Watching them against PSV the other night was enlightening- first game I’ve been to this year. The only person who really looked like they were trying was szoboszlai. The rest seemed to just be waiting for something to happen, also taken aback by PSVs physicality - which was shocking really.

There’s a bit of me that’s like ‘but he won the league last year!’. Last year we saw some really clever tactical stuff - but mostly in the first half of the season. I can’t say I’ve seen any of it this year.

The mentality also completely changed after the league win and has never returned.

I laughed a lot at ‘Piss face.’

Oh no. This means I’m going to have to set this up.

Picture of the Pope on a plane wielding a baseball bat.

“Get out of my fucking seat.”