‘There’s a strategic reserve of Amstrad CPC 664s buried underneath Luton for when WW III makes the Amstrad CPC 664s run out’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘There was a sixth member of The Senseless Things, who nobody ever saw’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast
Lady Di’s car crash was orchestrated by Fanny Craddock - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
The Black Monday stockmarket crash orchestrated by Sooty - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘Tony The Tiger is a performance art project by the KLF’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Keren Woodward of Bananarama is a witch enacting occult rituals to bring about financial collapse of the West’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘Gynecologists tried to cancel Bungle From Rainbow’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘The character names used in Thomas The Tank Engine And Friends are secretly about Satanism’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast
‘National Trust have been leaving teacups outside houses to mark them as Reform voters’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast
‘Bungle From Rainbow died in 1973 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast
‘SuperTed’s pee is stored in their legs’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast
‘There’s a strategic reserve of tea trays buried underneath Coventry for when WW III makes the tea trays run out’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast
‘In The Night Garden was a CIA psyop in a propaganda war against Patsy Kensit’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another character looking aghast
‘The government is lying to you about Simon Groom to distract you from knowing the truth about IKEA wardrobes’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast
The newspaper industry hid evidence of the cancer that newspapers cause - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Have you met anyone from China? Exactly, China doesn’t exist, and was invented by the BBC’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Oric Atmoses were invented using alien technology’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast
‘Shhh, the alligators are spying on us’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast
‘Orville The Duck was assassinated as part of a larger conspiracy’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘Paddington Bear wants to ban Mumsnet’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘ChatGPT was created by uploading Bruce Forsyth’s brain to the cloud’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking aghast
The Nokia 3310 crisis of the 1990s was engineered by Pop Will Eat Itself - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob Manuel, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast
‘Shakespeare’s plays were written by Tony Banks From Genesis’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast
‘Network Rail orchestrated a military coup in the Newcastle Upon Tyne Coucil election of 1993’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘English Heritage caused the crack epidemic’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The illustration is probably one dude talking and another character looking aghast
Twitter is centrally controlled by Michael Foot to manipulate public opinion - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob who runs Fesshole, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Elon Musk died in 1974 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Ken Barlow is an alien’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs code generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one dude talking and another character looking ‘wtf?’
‘Jet fuel can’t melt kebabs’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The image is probably one dude talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’
‘Manchester’s bins were laid out as an occult sigil’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by Rob from b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy text with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The picture is probably one character talking and another dude looking aghast
