Ella B. (we/she/her)

Hon, ain’t a single thing wrong that a new pair of cute summer sandals can’t fix.

And her fucking insurance would only approve the surgery as outpatient.

She will have an incision from her sternum to her belly button.

Fucking outrageous.

For-profit healthcare should be criminal.

#healthcareforall #healthcareisahumanright

It was only discovered because she was applying for a new job and they wouldn’t sign off on her physical unless she got it checked out.

Thankfully, she’s having it removed on Monday, along with a likely complete hysterectomy.

She’s 39.

I have a friend who discovered she has a 12 INCH TUMOR in her abdomen. Her doc kept telling her she was just fat and prescribed WL drugs for over a year with no further investigation when her abdomen didn’t decrease.

I’m so fucking angry right now.

I’m related to Ponce de Leon.

One was a barber/hairdresser. The other operated some kind of large mining/refining machine at US Gypsum.

Drawing of a female stick figure wearing a blue shirt. The text says, I AM MORE THAN A CHRONIC CONDITION I AM ALSO REALLY WEIRD. @twisteddoodles

True.

existennialmemes 'S O Feb 1, 2025 ... Bears get to hibernate. Butterflies get a chrysalis. What do I get? Joint pain and fascism. I would like to file a Formal Complaint.

Where can I get a complaint form?

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness

Graphic with a red gradient background. Along the right edge is a close-up of an orange-and-white cat, showing soft tabby fur, a pink nose, long white whiskers, and alert eyes facing the viewer. The cat appears calm and curious. There is text reading “Happy Valentine’s Day!” and two red heart-shaped jewel icons in the lower right corner.

HVD!

#catsofbluesky #orangecats #tabbycats #mrsugarpaws #everydayisCaturday #MyDarlingMyDearMyPreciousMySweet

Those frames look amazing!

Ugh.

That is all.

Adriel Rose @adriel_rose I think MyChart should have a section where the patient gets to put notes in about every appointment they have with a provider too.

Agreed. I *definitely* have some things I’d like to say on the record about my new PCP.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Bad news does not improve with age.”

Recently bumped into someone who I hadn’t spoken to in nearly 20 years. Just light chit-chat, you know, a little catching up. As we were saying our goodbyes, he told me that I was the best manager he’s ever had. 🥹

I love that, even if my Imposter Syndrome is telling me he was just being nice.

Agreed to act as a mentor to someone else in my profession.

Let me just say, Imposter Syndrome is real, even when — in your heart — you know you’re very good at what you do. 🥸

Yes, but is it Drink Directly From the 2-liter With a Very Long Straw kind of day? Or are you mustering the strength to repeatedly lift that bad boy? If it’s the latter, count it as exercise! 🥳

A woman (Erin Parsons) with white hair and a pale face wearing extremely vibrant purple lipstick from Serge Lutens. She is holding several other makeup items in her hands.

How’s this for purple? It’s from Serge Lutens. 😁

A woman is seated indoors against a bright orange wall with a window to the right, showing tree branches outside. She is wearing dark clothing with a hint of a red patterned shirt underneath. She’s smiling and wearing bold, red lipstick. Text at the bottom of the image is the name of the lipstick shade, “Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.”

I don’t wear makeup, except for lipstick. Lipstick makes me feel powerful.

This is my current favorite shade, Bésame VICTORY RED 1941.

Red lipstick is also a sign of being a member of the Resistance.

Fuck fascism. 💋

Orange and white tabby cat stretched out on a very large cardboard box. The box is labelled “Litter-Robot,” and the cat is looking at the camera.

Mr. Sugar Paws, chillin’ on the new litter-robot.

FWIW, investing in good quality lipstick is totally worth it. Though cheaper cosmetics can be fun to experiment with, you have to reapply them *constantly* to maintain color.

Lip stains are also pretty bitchin’ and available in lots of colors.

Have fun! 💋💋💋

Ugh. Food poisoning. Threw up at PT while in the pool. Thankfully, the phys therapist was fast enough to get me a garbage can so I didn’t throw up *in* the pool.

I feel terrible, but managed to get home without throwing up in my car. I’m counting it as a win.

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness

Fortunately, since I started wearing a CGM, I’ve been able to adjust my insulin to (mostly) avoid them. Last night was due to too much insulin before dinner when I didn’t end up eating everything. I had a snack before bed but I guess it wasn’t enough. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You think that you have tried everything to get your doctor to pay attention to your medical issues, but have you ever tried wrapping your medical records in a piece of cheese?

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

I hate it when my blood sugar crashes after I’ve gone to bed. The last thing I want to do after being woken from a dead sleep is eat some damned Smarties. 🤮

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness

This morning I brushed my hair with the cat’s wire brush. You know, for…uh…science.

I gotta say, I now get why they love it so much. Seriously. It felt GOOD. 🐈

A beige rectangular card with blue text is centered on a background of a serene beach scene with soft waves and a pastel sky. The card reads: “CHRONIC ILLNESS CONFESSIONS I’M AFRAID TO ADMIT I’M DISABLED BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO BELIEVE I CAN GET BETTER. –ANONYMOUS”

Still struggling to accept that I’m disabled and am likely to stay this way. My world is growing so small.

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness

As a survivor of domestic abuse, I can’t agree more. We’ve all heard that phrase, that tone of voice. It’s one of the (MANY) reasons I am so shook by the video. It’s raised old trauma while inflicting new, like being punched and beaten down again myself.

Jonathan Ross must be prosecuted.

❤️

And no, The Netherlands doesn’t sell that. It’s just a viral hoax.

dk @portdrift.bsky.social asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu

I bet there are some really good items on it, like Paracetamol ice cream!