♡ soup ♡

zelda music and rain my beloved

i know dude i noped outta there so quick i am NOT getting sacrificed tonight

it literally sounded like a choir, but i also did not linger out there for more than a few seconds bc wtf 😭😭

odds are, it's probably just one of my neighbors playing music in their car or with a window in their house open... but still

i got my ass back inside soooo damn fast, you got me fucked up if you think i'm waiting around for that

y'all ever hear a noise outside at 4am so you go to investigate and hear the echoes of multiple voices singing in unison? 😰

you were born in '97, '98 even? yeah, that makes sense. but 2007? 1984? nope, i don't like that. both those ages make me feel older than i should.

i feel like anyone born before 1995 or after 2005 isn't real and doesn't exist actually

when i tell you i cannot waitttt for the AI lawsuits to happen

"kristi noem fired!!!!!!!!!" with celebration

the state of the world makes me really sad and i am tired of people just going about their lives like none of this matters

"before ww3 start... anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?" meme

pic of shane & ilya (heated rivalry), pic of riley & zane (degrassi)

riley & zane walked so that ilya & shane could run

cutieeee ♡

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

i love when men send me youtube videos bc it's just like when cats bring me a dead mouse. it's a sign of affection in their language.

Lois from family guy meme template. She is sitting to the right staring very hard at a pill bottle thaf has stardew game screen photoshopped on it. On Lois it says, "me at 2am after playing [stardew] for 14 consecutive hours"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

i literally said to him "why would THAT be the question you ask me when we're talking about the avengers rn"
i would've never expected to be asked that but them kids keep you on your toes ig

i remember the other day at work (i work with teenagers) we were having a conversation about like a movie or something and this one boy looks at me and out of nowhere is like "do you have hemorrhoids"

i was like ??? brother WHY would you ask me that 😭😭

How does Pinterest see you?
❤︎ Hobby
❤︎ Love language
❤︎ Song lyrics
❤︎ Comfort quote

OHH i feel so dumb now oopsie 😭😭

@ifuckedyr.mom ya fooled me

notification saying "...and 68 others reposted your post" even though there is only 1 repost

erm, is bsky tweakin out rn ?? anyone else's notifications doin this (saying 68 others reposted something that obviously was not reposted by that many people)?

i just get on here and yap tbh

my legal name is not super common, yet i still don't necessarily think most of those messages are about me.

however, i do find it very comforting that i came across a message that i needed to hear. i am no longer friends with certain people, but i can still appreciate the friends i do have.

confession: whenever i miss someone i'm not friends with anymore, sometimes i check the unsent project archives and pretend like they're sending me messages secretly

but this time whenever i did that, the first message i saw said "i'm so happy we're friends"

pic of me dressed up

similar pic of me

happy valloween weekend ♡

stop i'm gonna cry that's so sweet!! 🥺🥺🖤

watched the shape of water for the first time the other day and i gotta say, it definitely exceeded expectations. such a gorgeous movie.