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Let's offer Trump a made up award if he abolishes daylight savings. It would be a rare moment of bipartisan support. Sure he blew up a school, but at least we wouldn't have to change our clocks anymore.

09.03.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Announce the tour already!

06.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What an absolute waste of time in the absolute best way possible

05.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't see any of the custom episode artwork from CBB Presents in Pocket Casts. Visiting the new website is the first time I realized what I was missing 😔

05.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shout out to Lily Sullivan, but you know what, shout out to everyone in this episode!

02.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A couple of weeks ago Scott let something slip about touring this summer. Is that true??

02.03.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adam Bomb looks just like Donald Trump

Adam Bomb looks just like Donald Trump

OMG you're right

27.02.2026 04:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those are some glorious hairdos

26.02.2026 15:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a die hard Chilps (comma Red Hot) fan, I'm very excited to have that podcast ad free now!

26.02.2026 12:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New music?

19.02.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You had me at hot dogs

15.02.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha that might be my favorite moment of the whole show

13.02.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.02.2026 23:09 👍 134 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social screw it, I can't wait, we're watching Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special tonight!!!!! ❤️

13.02.2026 22:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files

12.02.2026 08:28 👍 809 🔁 66 💬 0 📌 0

@rejectedjokes.bsky.social just bought tickets to your Philly show in November! Is this going to be a Solo Bolo or will you be bringing any friends?

11.02.2026 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

never met a libertarian who wasn’t a white guy that loves to argue

09.02.2026 23:58 👍 90 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

It's harder than it seems

06.02.2026 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The letters game is going to have to be a recurring segment!

06.02.2026 16:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was anyone else convinced they were psychic because they could guess what song was going to come up next on the CD shuffler?

05.02.2026 18:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat. @showmanandydaly.bsky.social & @charitycorin.bsky.social!!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) nighttime spaghetti-o’s, ultimatums, saving humanity!?

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

www.comedybangbangworld.com

05.02.2026 17:36 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein

04.02.2026 00:12 👍 215 🔁 48 💬 16 📌 1

I hope that means mine will arrive today too! Fourvel should have been half price!

02.02.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I lived in Comedy Bang Bang World instead of Shitty Earth

02.02.2026 21:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq

02.02.2026 04:04 👍 887 🔁 46 💬 0 📌 0

When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up

02.02.2026 04:02 👍 3502 🔁 385 💬 1 📌 0

Lindsey Graham looks like a goldfish you keep thinking it’s time to flush but then you see a bubble.

30.01.2026 06:08 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @showmanandydaly.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social I'm sure if all your listeners chipped in a couple of bucks, we'd easily raise $60K to buy thedarkweb.com and redirect it to the Sha Na Na website

27.01.2026 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is marvel ever going to release a full book of your Spider-Man comics?

21.01.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the way home from book club, at red lights, she recreated some of her listening expressions in the rearview mirror. An utter nightmare. Each time she had interrupted then laughed at her own joke echoed in her head. And the one smart thing she had to say about the book came to her an hour later.

19.01.2026 04:39 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0