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I thought he had a squeak but he's been struggling lately. Not his fault, of course.

The 17/20 for no England WC player seems like a good bet? Who would possibly be called up? Solanke? Gray?

Scum.

So jealous. I usually get 3 or 4 different birds.

They'll rebrand them as fan-zones.

Lovely, brown dog called Clover

That's mansplaining bait!

I'm going to 'assign' you Adel Taarabt. Stepovers and chaos guaranteed.

Who would your sub be?

Jack Grealish. Good lad and could be a ringer in Sunday league.

Now I'm trying to pick who my impact sub would be!

Fairly standard then.

Best one so far?

The Two Wrongies

I've tried making these. Needless to say, they bore no resemblance to the video!

Valid points. I'm also suspicious of bears eating porridge and not salmon. They're hiding something.

Bien sur

I'm very impressed that you can buy Paulaner at the bar you're in.

The people of Ireland don't want his 'pride'.

I've often thought of Eminem becoming a psychiatrist and calling it Shrink Rap. The sessions would be fantastic!

Don't listen to them, Mark. Bot farms bankrolled by Big Mug.

Guess who's not going into work tomorrow?

Good luck.

Ahh, the 2nd best Tayto on the island!

Fantastic! Looking forward to it. Are you narrating the audiobook?

I think if it wasn't so early in the match it would have been a red.

Glad I watched the end of the snooker. Otherwise I would have missed Runrig.

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