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04.03.2026 07:16
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Members of Parliament salary should be attendance related. No show, no money. If their attendance falls below a certain level, they should forfeit their seat and not be allowed to contend the by-election. anon_opin GOLD from 29th July 2023
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Masters of Reality, the Blue Garden. Helps that it's a brilliant piece of music too.
Read this as Ken Barlow at first!
“I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.” - VIctoria Wood
It's now obvious we shouldn't let businessmen or rich people into positions of power. Duty becomes self-enrichment. Stewardship becomes exploitation. Policy becomes insider trading.
At 16 I worked in a pizza shop in Somerset, the owners were northern. On my first day the boss said something unintelligible to me. After saying pardon 3 times I just guessed that she said 'take all the meat out of the freezer'. She noticed after a few hours and angrily sacked me
Cropped photo of the title of a book called The Normans in Glamorgan
*Bananas in Pyjamas tune*
This cracker
Duly bought off of that @bandcamp.com
Wearing oasis clobber to a gig is the direct equivalent of being a full kit wanker to a football game.
Leonard Cohen’s emotional final encore at his last ever performance: “Friends, I want to thank you”
Top of the Mops
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
Stone'enge...
Possibly the best musical ever, in my humble (and correct) opinion!
Yay. I used a urinal there recently. Greetings brother 💛
Yes! I'll do this from next Christmas 🎄
Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV was a weekend highlight for everyone I knew. We need a return to watching two enormously fat men in silly nylon costumes slamming each other around the ring on national TV. Let's normalise athletic obesity again.
“A Video Message for Christmas from The Dean of Salisbury” shows the Dean in his well-appointed kitchen, wearing a striped apron, looking like Mr Which Was Nice out off of The Fast Show.
“And then they made me The Dean of Salisbury Cathedral, which was nice.”
We blokes need to organise a Zoom meeting or something to discuss a new phrase to replace our beloved "It's like the bloody Blackpool Illuminations in here", because even Blackpool is struggling with having all the lights on these days.
Diolch. May the best team win. As long as it's North End!
What can you do for a Preston North End fan Bryn?
When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
My fess...
