James Parker

I’m in hell
(Krakow airport)

Climbed a mountain, drank buckfast

I've started working out or running most days. Not to see a physical improvement, but to offset the crisps and pints I refuse to cut out. It's about balance.

Someone said to me I look completely different to my workplace profile picture

It's Limmy. I use a shirtless picture of Limmy on Slack.

How I feel about AI

He’s gained another 400K followers overnight. One of the quickest growths Instagram has ever seen in the UK. Makes me laugh that people hate on him, get that bag kid.

There better be a treasure chest behind that

Didn’t expect the JD Vance jumpscare whilst watching the winter olympics

Drove the entire length of the UK to get to the Isle of Skye and it was worth every second

I’m relatively new to driving and Tebay Services has blown my mind is this the best station in the UK? Which others should I stop at?

How I’m looking at a roast dinner

When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara

I bet they are having the best time right now

A few people informed me that an old post of mine was on the front page of reddit this weekend and whilst that’s cool I would like a fiver or maybe a sweet treat

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There are free lunches too, big win.

Fella at the offie asked to see my hairline instead of ID and he put my shopping straight in the bag

I can ask for ‘the usual’ at my barbers now so that’s exciting

We were supposed to be at the final show of Stage/Fright tonight. Sadly we are stuck in the snow at Aberdeen airport. Gutted we can’t make it but hope everyone going has the best time.

Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know

We are hanging on by a thread here

There’s nobody I’d rather be stuck in a snow storm with. Dry Jan is out the window, we’ve finished the hotel’s supply of Tennent’s already.

Still stuck in the airport hotel and I haven’t got my laptop with me so this is how I’m sending clients ideas

Thanks to the snow we are stuck in an airport for the foreseeable but luckily we watched ‘Terminal’ the film where Tom Hanks gets stuck in an airport a few days ago so at least we are prepared

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

I can’t believe people are circling back

First commute of the year

I found a great spot to bleed out

I look like I’m starring in a detective series that will be poorly received by critics

Here’s your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality and retail staff they don’t owe you anything

One year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s christmas present so the following year she got me this

It’s a bad day to be a mince pie and 16 beers