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Oliver Brandt

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Can a Boss Fight be a Story?
Can a Boss Fight be a Story? YouTube video by Strong Style Smark

NEW VIDEO!

I dive into the boss fights that use nothing but their mechanics to tell you a story, and explore how combat alone can create a more compelling narrative than any cutscene.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVar...

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Pokémon Pokopia's first in-game event kicks off next week* www.vooks.net/pokemo...

06.03.2026 03:45 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s okay he likes it

06.03.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Turns out it’s just clock based, like Animal Crossing. You can just change your system clock to get the event so it will be available forever.

06.03.2026 03:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

It's very inconsistent 🙃

It feels like everywhere you look on the eSafety website the wording is a little different and a little more confusing.

06.03.2026 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Losing my fucking mind trying to make sense of this age verification shit. The definitions in the safety codes are vague and broad (likely by design) and the slapdash language used by eSafety makes it impossible to figure out what is actually relevant

06.03.2026 00:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This from the "Phase 2 Industry Codes" overview doc suggests that any provider of any game rated R18+ (not just those with online components) would be required to implement age assurance. So every console storefront, steam, EGS?

06.03.2026 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's really unclear what constitutes an "online game". Is it just games with an online component? Games that are primarily or exclusively played online? Games purchased online??

06.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It truly could go either way. I’m honestly not even sure how they’re distributing the event, I don’t *think* there’s any kind of automatic online check-in at boot, and I don’t see anything in the menu that would let you check for events other than mystery gift? It’s weird

05.03.2026 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think we know for sure that this event isn’t coming back. It says the Pokémon are only available during the named event, but not that the event is a one time thing.

Curious to see how it all works tbh, hopefully it’s not a one and done

05.03.2026 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Pokémon Pokopia day! The cheapest stores are Target and Big W. JB Hi-Fi sold out of its first shipment, Amazon's sold out too.

Bargains: www.vooks.net/aussie...
Review: www.vooks.net/pokemo...

New My Nintendo Reward - Pokémon Pokopia Notebook: store.nintendo.com.a...

05.03.2026 01:04 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Pokémon Pokopia Review - Vooks Finally, a good Kanto game

I guess I should also link my review: www.vooks.net/pokemon-poko...

And the Vooks Aussie bargain roundup so you can get a good deal: www.vooks.net/aussie-barga...

04.03.2026 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pokémon Pokopia is out now in Australia. To celebrate, please enjoy this extremely funny screenshot that I forgot to include in my review.

04.03.2026 13:00 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon bug with a green hat is standing next to a purple bug . ALT: a cartoon bug with a green hat is standing next to a purple bug .

real ones know

04.03.2026 12:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joke’s on them I can already do maths wrong myself for free

04.03.2026 03:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buying an expensive new PC with a slop processing chip so I can pay $100 a month to Microsoft to do maths wrong

04.03.2026 02:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Apparently the law does not specify how new games need to be packaged in Australia,”

So what are we doing here my guy, what do you think is going to happen

03.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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scrooge mcduck is laying on the ground surrounded by stacks of money Alt: scrooge mcduck is laying on the ground surrounded by stacks of money
03.03.2026 13:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My lawyers would like to point out that according to the in-game happiness gauge all my Pokémon are legally happy. I will be taking no further questions.

02.03.2026 13:05 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pokémon Pokopia made me care about Kanto. Not many games could do that.

It's a very un-Game Freak story set in a world and a game I loved very much.

02.03.2026 13:03 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

It's fun

02.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My lawyers would like to point out that according to the in-game happiness gauge all my Pokémon are legally happy. I will be taking no further questions.

02.03.2026 13:05 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pokémon Pokopia made me care about Kanto. Not many games could do that.

It's a very un-Game Freak story set in a world and a game I loved very much.

02.03.2026 13:03 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

I appreciate the big swing in trying to have a game in this series in particular start in media res. You get the sense that there's a shared history, a lot of uncomfortable words unspoken between the trio.

But it is clumsy af. DDD and CoM did the multiple protagonist thing wayyyyy better.

02.03.2026 11:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My understanding was that they were these kinds of path markers with rope between them alongside a regular path

02.03.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It seems to be one of those things where little quirks in each region ended up affecting the end result way more than a single region would have.

Though Nintendo still could (and should) have added conditional discounts on the eshop so if you buy one then the other languages are free to claim.

01.03.2026 00:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There is leniency! I’ve been doing research into this. You can change the game as long as those changes wouldn’t change the material enough that it would get a different rating.

So a bad word filter wouldn’t really change much, but online play would. The EU has similar things for languages afaik.

28.02.2026 23:55 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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They bombed literal school children.

28.02.2026 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck you, imperialist lapdog

28.02.2026 09:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I said exactly this to my partner when I saw the official artwork lmao

28.02.2026 00:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0