Kara

Except for minion guy. I love the commitment to the bit.

Interstellar and Gladiator.

This all looks unreal. I hope you’re having the best time.

“No war but class war,” I whisper as I crop dust first class on my way to coach.

Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Bombing a country then saying “now is the time for peace” in the same statement is absolutely beyond unfuckinghinged

Nick Sortor © @nicksortor Follow THIS IS WHY DEPLOYING THE NATIONAL GUARD WAS SO CRUCIAL Because when leftist police departments like LAPD are confronted by rioters, THEY RETREAT. Rioters RULE THE STREETS when LAPD takes lead. MORE NATIONAL GUARD IS ON THE WAY!

leftist police departments like the LAPD

President Trump is pulling federal funding from PBS. He can’t have a smart, curious, and inspired populace and also get away with his infernal bullshit. His agenda is to destroy American democracy and, in the process, loot all of our resources that he covets. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

My name is __. My zip code is __. I am calling as your constituent to express alarm at the Abrego Garcia case. Trump is openly defying the Supreme Court by not bringing Garcia back. If you allow Trump to do this, then he is unquestionably a dictator, and your job as my member of Congress is to remove him at once.

(For Reps:) I ask that you immediately introduce Articles of Impeachment in the US House, and block all other business until they are introduced.

(For Senators:) I ask that you block all business in the Senate until Articles of Impeachment are introduced in the US House, and when they pass the House I expect you to vote to impeach. Thank you.

Here's the script, folks. It's now or never.

Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Local office numbers: www.congress.gov/members/find...

RTs appreciated.

New York Dept of Education says it will not comply with the US Dept of Ed's order to certify their schools are getting rid of DEI programs.

"We understand that the current administration seeks to censor anything it deems ‘diversity, equity & inclusion...

Little marquee that says trans rights are human rights

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

So proud.

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.

when accessibility is also ART

Matt Walsh tweet: Bizarre decision by the NFL to have some guy come out and lethargically mumble a bunch of songs that 90 percent of the NFL audience has never heard

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

Tonight mothers are warning their children to brush their teeth and pick up their toys or else in the middle of the night Kendrick Lamar will write a song about them.

A world class hater. I am screaming.

(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house)

“Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”

Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now,

"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."

if I just refresh the timeline enough maybe someone will do something to stop all of this

They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked

average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate

Seriously, somebody take his phone away.

What the fuck are you even doing?

Instead of posting on here, fucking do something.