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“Eat the rich before they turn and eat your children.” Bob Vylan was saying that shit in 2022. Prophetic.

The way this is going, we might as well call it the West Vietnam War. Hope our men & women in uniform like being told they’re pieces of 💩 for the rest of their lives because that’s what they’re going to get if they keep dropping 💣 for 🍊. No Nuremberg defenses allowed. What’s the over/under on a ☢️?✌🏻

The war in Iran is not only illegal, it is abominable. Our soldiers will now die for greed and Israel. Perhaps it’s always been that way. Our military needs to reject this war. The country must reject MAGA if we are going to save it.

Rare ethical ruling from SCOTUS!!

Now enforce it.

Protesters clash with police over bid to restrict Argentina’s labour rights Trade unions and thousands of supporters express anger in Buenos Aires as Congress considers curbs on right to strike.

Extended work weeks? Slashed pay? Company towns??? Pay attention to Argentina. What the puppet gov there gets away with will happen in the US next.

If the SAVE Act doesn’t die in the Senate, people are gonna freak the fuck out come November. Believe that.

I’m surprised he hasn’t posted an AI video holding a flaming sword in the name of Jesus. It’s Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” all over again, now with 100% more Christofascist ghoul.

British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump' Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.

Classic ghoul behavior. Commit a horrible crime then weep and moan as if you’re the victim. What are the odds the judge tries to blame this on the booze and orders them into rehab instead of jail?

I can’t even with these ICE agents. Kicking a little dog and breaking its ribs? I will not repost that video. Give him the same punishment Ramsay Bolton got. #iceout

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

Next episode: Bovino booted from Tenderloin street corner for suspected snitching. #iceout

Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democrats' ICE demands — The Associated Press Senate Majority Leader John Thune says Democrats' demands for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic.”

Good. Shut it down forever. Then start prosecuting the murderous agents. #iceout

With just 10 days to negotiate, a DHS shutdown appears inevitable — POLITICO Democrats and Republicans can barely decide on who should be negotiating — let alone how to agree on immigration enforcement.

A DHS shutdown, you say? Don’t threaten me with a good time. #iceout

“I just want this dementia-riddled sociopath and his cabinet of freaks removed from office”: Lamb Of God, Converge and other leading metal bands speak out following fatal ICE shootings in Minneapolis Lamb Of God singer Randy Blythe lambasts the “open moral collapse” of the US government, joining the chorus of voices criticising Immigration And Customs Enforcement’s actions in Minnesota

I love reading the comments on articles like this and finding out how many bootlicking cucks are in these bands’ fanbases.

Randy Blythe kicks ass.

There is no reforming it.
Abolish them both.
Prosecute them all.
Destroy their gimcracks and logos.
Remand their symbols to a museum display buried deep in the hall of our shame and disgrace.

Clergy arrested, businesses shutter as Minnesotans protest Trump's surge in immigration agents — Reuters Local police arrested dozens of clergy members who sang hymns and prayed as they knelt on a road at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport as part of a day of protests and walkouts on Friday aga...

Minnesota on strike. Filming ICE agents can get you labeled a domestic terrorist. Warrantless searches now the norm, because who needs the 4th Amendment? Good luck, Minneapolis! #iceout

Remember that scene in 30 Days of Night? You know the one I’m talking about. It’s like that.

Capitalism screws over musicians again-surprising no one. Whole industry has been pivoting to DJs on tour instead of bands for the last 20 years because it’s cheaper to promote one person rather than a band. We should be anything but shocked that Green is opting for pizza shops. We might try that. 🤣

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Next episode: Greenland Invasion part 2: Despotic Boogaloo

Alarm Over Trump’s Greenland Threat Gives Way to Uncertainty Around Future Deal — The Wall Street Journal There was little clarity about what would happen next after the president made an abrupt U-turn in his push to take control of the island

Anybody who thinks Trump backing off from Greenland because he’s using his “anchoring” technique is a fucking moron. He backed off because our generals and admirals said No to his stupid face. Fucking histrionic dumbass. #artoftheduh

Trump threatens Insurrection Act deployment to quell Minnesota ICE protests — The Washington Post Protesters clashed with authorities in Minneapolis as city officials called for calm after an immigration enforcement officer shot a man in the leg.

This motherfucker gonna go to war in Minnesota AND Greenland in JANUARY, at the SAME TIME like he’s ordering from the Mickey D’s drive thru. The fuck???

As soon as we fight back, the military will step in and that’ll be it for the “revolution.” But I suppose it’s better than living under a fascist boot heel

Saw a Cybertruck dead on the side of the interstate. Flagged for towing. Made my day. 👍🏻

Live updates: Trump says Maduro captured in ‘large scale strike’ against Venezuela — The Washington Post The United States carried out a large-scale strike on Venezuela, capturing its president, Nicolás Maduro, and flying him out of the country, President Trump said.

So in addition to attacking fishing boats and murdering civilians unjustly, we’re now bombing Venezuela and and and KIDNAPPING their PRESIDENT. Just an ordinary Friday night in Caracas, amirite?

But we didn’t declare war so the “no new wars” people are placated.

I got nothing. Go solar y’all.

Trump ends effort to keep National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles, Portland — The Washington Post President Trump has announced the withdrawal of National Guard troops from Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, citing reduced crime rates.

Vetoes against water pipelines and native rights. And the National Guard retreats from Chicago, LA, and Portland…just in time for us to blow up more people in Venezuela. One step back, one step forward, one massive step down the stairs to war.

US launches 'powerful strikes' against Islamic State in Nigeria, says Trump — BBC News The US president says IS targets were attacked in north-western Nigeria, accusing the group of killing Christians.

Now we’re warring it up in Nigeria. First Venezuela, now this. We’re like Oprah with the cruise missiles: “You get a war! And you get a war! And YOU get a war!”

So Data Set 8 has shown that the US government is lousy with criminal, sadistic, ch!ld-rap!ng psychopaths—and yet, if I complain once about paying back my student loans, I’m a loser and a burden to society. Y’all have lost the plot.

RFK Jr. announces new rules targeting care for transgender youth — The 19th News Trump administration officials on Thursday announced new proposed regulations targeting gender-affirming care for youth, part of a larger push from the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to...

Yeah this regime can eat a fat one. And we’re not talking about our bass tone.

Seriously.

House Republican leaders ditch vote on ACA funding, all but ensuring premiums will rise — NBC News Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., said Republicans worked on the issue throughout the weekend but could not come to an agreement with a group of members who want the funds extended.

Just to be crystal clear about this: The Republicans could not come up with an alt to extending ACA funding/credits. They’ve got nothing. BUT instead of doing something, like voting on whether or not to keep premiums down, a no-brainer, they’re choosing to do…nothing, and let premiums rise. #scum