Part of the problem is the colourwork floats from the star trails. They essentially make a noose just where you need a bit of stretch and give.
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Part of the problem is the colourwork floats from the star trails. They essentially make a noose just where you need a bit of stretch and give.
Mine looks nice but alas the fit is terrible. Too tight around the shoulders so can’t lift my arms.
Illustration, red on white, of a cat happily bashing away at their computer keyboard even though there are warning windows on the screen that read UH OH and ALERT. Text reads “havin’ fun on my ‘puter” Also the monitor is on fire.
I AM DOING A COMPUTER
SEND HELP
#art
Reminder:
A BBC News map showing Cyprus, but with the label ‘Cyrpus’.
Well played BBC News.
#kwaliteejurnlism
Oh yes. All needed doing. But today, when I’m worried about my friends who live in Abu Dhabi, they needed doing more than usual.
Scraped a whole five tribble’s worth of cat hair off the carpet, attacked the cobwebs, changed bedclothes, turned mattress, moved a load of stuff around in the study, cleared out a load of junk. Displacement activity, moi?
Petition to add “changing bedclothes” as a workout category.
Dia-bate-es is quite fun.
There are many ways to tell the home of a Tree Sprite. The first clue is often a ring of offerings around the trunk. Toys; trading cards; bones, bottle tops; buttons. A circling of appeasements, terror tithe display. Of course, if it's spitting curses at you, there's no need for further clues.
The mark of the witch is not a third nipple or a refusal to drown, but in a thousand ritual acts as they dance with the land. - Tess Heller, Grey Horse Coven, 1978 #WitchSky
Screenshot from BBC news stating that “Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal”.
I think if you’re going uphill you might be doing it wrong. #olympics
A very fluffy cat in an absolute strop loafed up on a fluffy blanket.
Unicorns and cannonballs,
palaces and piers,
Trumpets, towers and tenemets,
wide oceans full of tears,
Flag, rags, ferry boats,
scimitars and scarves,
Every precious dream and vision
underneath the stars
My Uncle Kenneth nearly choked on a spangle. Granny never let that go, god rest her.
They’re not even pretending any more, are they?
Anyway. Happy Friday 13th. #Olympics
Watching the ice skating men’s final programme like 👀 👀 👀 oooooh that’s… unexpected. #olympics
Ye gods. #Malinin really does go for it, doesn’t he? #Olympics
I was sat here going ‘huh… Dune?’ and I was right. However I suspect the apocalypse will not feature figure skating.
Apparently yelling “WHEEEEEEE!” every time the ice skaters do a jump is Not As Funny As You Think It Is. #olympics
Oh no. Now the disco snails song is back in my head.
Winter #Olympics sports seem to all be about doing very dangerous things well.
Ok maybe not curling, but everything else? Moderate to severe peril.
*looks to camera*
Ah, I see we’ve reached the obligatory ‘am I drunk or is this a fever dream?’ section of proceedings. #Olympics #wtf
More nightmare fuel from the opening ceremonies 😂 #olympics
Got a rubbish photo of the telly.
