Josh Barnett

idk try it some time

hitting this mileage at buc-ee’s has to mean something

put your money where MY mouth is nom nom nom

the biggest kick i get when running dnd tables is saying “you’re not sure” when a player asks a question but rolls kinda low

A crowd of protesters hold signs and wave flags at an intersection in front of Orlando City Hall.

A crowd of protesters hold signs and wave flags at an intersection in front of Orlando City Hall.

A crowd of protesters hold signs and wave flags at an intersection in front of Orlando City Hall.

Two protesters hold their signs near the intersection in front of City Hall. One woman’s sign reads “Liberty & Justice for ALL”. The other’s reads “HANDS OFF OUR DEMOCRACY!! IT BELONGS TO OUR CHILDREN”

Orlando showed up

oh dear how ideal

i let jesus take the wheel but that was a while ago and i really need my wheel back so let me know if you see him

i 100%ed botw and it was like 20 hours for the base game + dlc stuff, 25 hours for the remaining shrines and maybe another 80 hours for korok seeds and silly side quests

gonna spend next week learning how to put on eyeliner and taking more queer friends to the gun range

in response to recent white house activity, i’ve elected to be gayer and more obstructive than ever

how can they still call it “oops! all berries” for this long? after a while, it’s clearly become a choice

i’ve seen pictures of boobs that i was less convinced contained a boob

i miss watching my little pony with the kiddo but she’s a big girl now and only wants to watch big girl shows like bluey

if i ever get to visit turkey and get an ice cream and they just take my money and hand me an ice cream i’m going straight to the embassy about it

hell ye you are

there are no consumer-facing use cases for AI, and i fucking hate that it's being pushed as the next big thing. it's not a search engine, it's not a personal assistant, it's not helpful. it's a hole in the ground that we're all being asked to throw flaming piles of money into

as an empath, i’m sensing that you suck and i should hate you

we’re talking about actual book bans that are publicly available for you to look up yourself, not fake cancel culture. you’re proving why education is so important

spoken like someone who hasn’t seen the ban lists

AAAAAH

The burger cop from old school macdonalds lore

This is the guy who turned in the Claims Adjuster

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

Screenshot of an iMessage exchange with an unknown number asking “Hey Annie, would you like to get a beauty treatment this afternoon?” and me replying “absolutely”

i don’t know who this or annie is but we’ll just see where this goes

the enemy is in the mirror

a headache with pictures

you’re so gaddang pretty gadDANG

everybody’s “under the weather”bro, it comes down from the sky

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