Former Mercedes teammates Lewis Hamilton (L) and Valtteri Bottas (R). Each driver is standing in their black F1 racing uniforms.
Announcer: Mercedes takes the 1-2 podium for the first time since 2019.
Me: Remind me, WHO was there in 2019? I believe they’re both on the grid this year.
08.03.2026 05:34
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Nevermind. It’s okay.
08.03.2026 04:54
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!
08.03.2026 04:53
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No Crofty or Benjamin saddens me
08.03.2026 04:12
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I know why they ordered them the way they did before, but I like that they pair them in and go by constructors.
08.03.2026 04:07
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I love the new F1 intro
08.03.2026 03:56
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How are you feeling?
08.03.2026 00:17
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The Good Reverend need to check in to his appointment ON TIME!
07.03.2026 11:36
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Holy water. I heard it’s Dasani because it’s abundant when water is scarce in disasters.
07.03.2026 11:33
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I be Michael Phelps, all the brand deals that I'm swimmin in
You can call me Dr. Evil cuz I got many men
07.03.2026 08:52
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That’s been my whole agenda! We need to put our infinity rings together.
07.03.2026 06:05
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I’m pretending that I’m awake because of #F1 right now, but the truth is, I’d be up anyway. I just have a legitimate reason right now.
07.03.2026 05:27
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These cars are spicy with action. If this is a sign of how the season is going to go, it’s definitely gonna be interesting.
07.03.2026 05:14
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Quali time ❤️🖤🤍
07.03.2026 05:00
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I’m going to prioritize the pink, but I think I need both 🫠😪
07.03.2026 02:13
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My therapist is gonna be pissed when I tell her.
07.03.2026 02:08
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I REALLY need the clarification. I didn’t see when I searched 😩
07.03.2026 00:30
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She also has something to say to you.
07.03.2026 00:19
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I love super intense, passionate love.
But I also like having someone I enjoy and we can be in love for a few days up under each other on a visit.
I also love quiet love.
And loud love.
The friendly love.
The love of learning and exploring each other.
The fun love.
Making love.
Just love.
06.03.2026 22:49
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I saw two beautiful couples at the courthouse today getting married and it charged my whimsy battery.
They were all dressed DOWN.
The suits were wonderfully tailored and the dresses and accessories were perfect.
I hope they’re good to each other.
I might try it. The forever love thing.
06.03.2026 22:36
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Sounds like she did too.
06.03.2026 21:09
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Kristi isn’t “gone” y’all. Her reappointment is equally, if not more powerful.
Respectfully, please read more than the headlines or the first paragraph of articles if you truly want to be informed.
06.03.2026 19:19
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Not the topic (I don’t care for him either), but Grussell Sprouts is EXCELLENT
06.03.2026 19:07
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There’s another joke in here somewhere.
06.03.2026 18:19
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“Charter Day reminds us that Howard University was not created by accident.”
06.03.2026 16:22
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I’m hungry and have a taste for everything and nothing.
06.03.2026 16:20
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Very happy he didn’t. No one but George needs to do it.
06.03.2026 03:38
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This jacket means everything to me 😍
06.03.2026 02:48
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Update your driver’s license and make it official.
06.03.2026 02:46
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See also: Don’t ask questions you wouldn’t want to answer yourself.
06.03.2026 02:45
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