Governor Pritzker speaks at the Celebration of Life for Reverend Jackson.
Reverend Jackson will live on.
In his family.
In the countless lives that he touched.
In the public servants, elected officials, and leaders that have walked in the path that he set.
In the kinder, more just world that his advocacy built.
May his memory be a blessing to us all.
Please god let a McDonald's open just upwind from Tommy's joint.
Cage. John Cage.
More softening the ground for "boots on the ground."
you wonder, why do i get so bitter and acidic and cynical about politics?
i grew into full adulthood watching bush's wargasm. this is the shit that got me into journalism and activism. this right here.
this is the ballgame.
In the meantime, his gestapo kills a man by leaving him to die in freezing weather.
Let's be clear: Gerrymandering is deplorable. It results in elections where the results are predetermined. Right now, though, Dems *have to* gerrymander.
And Maryland could easily have added one Democratic House district, but its Senate president—a Democrat—wouldn’t let it happen. trib.al/Osk4h00
Donald Trump canceled Direct File after giant tax prep companies spent millions lobbying.
Why? Because Direct File let you file your taxes for free.
So today, I’m introducing a bill to make Direct File the law of the land. And 160 members of Congress are joining me.
Indeed. Hope someone returns to Wegner's to see how prices have changed since Capt Crudité went shopping.
The light bulb is just starting to glow. Maybe.
Signs indicate that ol' Iggy must be the patron saint of enshittification.
He's all about the spigotry.
Nobody captures the poignancy of the struggles of the lower upper classes like WSJ.
This. I travelled to the US 21 times up to 2024. I had two trips planned for 2025, both of which I cancelled. Being thrown in a concentration camp is just not my idea of a fun holiday experience.
Depends on how long they stay underwater.
DPRK can finally afford Zuckerbäckerstil.
If it's not the best ever, it's right up there in the top 5. And this is a lovely arrangement of it.
Wake up all the builders
Time to build a new land
I know we can do it
If we all lend a hand
"In other words, if this passes, you can now be pulled over and arrested for going 90 mph on I-5..."
Good. Lock 'em up, put the key on their car, crush it and melt it.
2 hours? Wow, Chatty Cathy certainly has a long string!
For the good of the American people, Gallup will no longer be publishing facts that upset the current regime. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Befuddled SNL commentator Emily Litella with her catch phrase "Never Mind!"
Update from the FAA administrator:
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Large burrito drenched in red chile sauce.
Defund TMFA
The party of fiscal responsibility.
That would be a welcome change from the days when the state subsidized Sears' move to Hoffman Estates.
"attendants" ???
The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot.
