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Cyrus Nemati

@ahoymehearties

BAFTA-nominated creator of Vampire Therapist! Comedy/drama writer, amateur historian, voice actor (Hades II). Chaos energy. He/him/heretic

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Thank you! I also struggle with "is anyone going to see this", so at least I got one more for the site counter. πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh...I did when I was researching what I should do with littlebat.games πŸ˜… but otherwise usually no. Still, as search engines pivot to AI, at least we can be their source of truth!

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Websites are great!! I personally think better of a company that exists outside of someone else's platforms. :) Looking good!

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was oddly and casually *real* -- the digi-actors helped sell the casual unfairness of economic systems.

06.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jones!! I still play that on Scummvm on my phone!

06.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Ben! πŸ₯°

05.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You thought your Xbox was dead … but it was merely UNDEAD! ⚰️

Vampire Therapist lives on the Xbox right now. 😁

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Sweeney is a chode (he might even admit that himself), but it was valuable to have someone challenging the Apple, Google, and Steam platform monopolies. I guess this will cement Monopoly Go as the only mobile game allowed to make money.

05.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, that was an exception!

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hims is the woodsie lord

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Direct IP connection games pls

05.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaah I love it β™₯️ i can't hear the name Constantine (and I am a historian!) without thinking "Ah, Mr. Garrett" in that voice.

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I'm pushed into an MP game, it ends up being a wallet regret. πŸ˜… It's not just quality...MP gamers seem to want something *new* and abandon games pretty quickly. I doubt anyone is playing hit MP games from 10 years ago.

05.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My whole game right now. 😭 I want to take cheap shots but the payoff must be earned.

05.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My next game is my secret homage to Thief! ☺️ The main character is basically lady Garrett.

05.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

elder millennial pc gamer

sadly no DOS games made the cut, though Day of the Tentacle would be the first

my9games.com

05.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

<3 Honored company indeed! I've never played Nights somehow!

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work with a guy in management who'd always follow his suggestions with "oh, but I'm just an dumbass" as a way of deflecting ownership, but the result was my thinking "well, maybe you are an dumbass." I don't think the self-neg is charming in positions of authority.

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know!! Isn't that horrible? I have a Flash game I used to love playing with my partner, but it's lost to time forever. I wanted to remake it but multiplayer demands these days are just too much.

04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carton image of Jesus: blocked blocked blocked.

Jesus close up: you are all blocked. None of you are free of sin.

tag: the people were astonished at his doctrine.

Carton image of Jesus: blocked blocked blocked. Jesus close up: you are all blocked. None of you are free of sin. tag: the people were astonished at his doctrine.

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a dark sin of live service people forget in the moment. Imagine you're 10 years old and you have a formative experience playing a game, and then... it's gone. All those moments lost to executive greed, like tears in rain.

At least Netflix shows can survive through piracy. No such luck here.

04.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Humbly speaking, I think it's a great couples game! 😁 I've watched some play on Twitch and it's a hoot.

03.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh, i didn't know about that one! Have you tried it?

And don't worry about it, easy mistake to make. :)

03.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Common humanity is tough when things seem so un-common!

03.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Vienna? Come see me talk about the challenges and opportunity in developing games with educational benefits!

I'll speak English because no one wants me speaking German. :)

03.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes sir! Are you joining us? :)

03.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure where this came from -- we have nothing to do with Exploding Kittens! We're just a little studio trying to do big things.

03.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm truly honored! ☺️ I hope I can stick the landing for you!

02.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vampire Therapist is a steam daily deal today!

And if you're too much of a bro for therapy, Bloodshed is on sale too. You shoot bad guys in it, and I wrote and performed lots of quips.

(But seriously, therapy is good, bro.)

02.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0