Guinness Book of Girlfailures

billions must drift

damn he and joe are spicing things up

it is time to engage in sexual congress. initiating coital measures in 5... 4...

I just pissed my jorts @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

I mean I wouldn't mind hanging out with Goku but like I haven't seen dragon ball so idk what we'd talk abt

winner gets to front, hope there's not a fictive of Goku

powerscaling her alters

women are so much better than that disease that makes you explode into viscera. They're like 6 much betters

a thirsty man thinks of water
a penis man thinks of CUM!!!!

I do not have bugs under my skin but it'd be cool if there was a bug somewhere

getting high and feeling like there's bugs under your skin is probably still distressing if ur an entomologist but like i think a part of me would be happy they were bugs and not like ghosts or something anyway my edible kicked in so I'm posting this

Omg penats

where are my monkeys im worried about them

aw man what happened to my circus

same, left the theater with net zero emotion

pee more little man

i must seek the device

i wanna see that man's balls from the back yes of course keep the silly sex minigames

shit like this is so cool we need to get more conspiracy theorists into world-building

there's a witch out there that uses my posts to divine the future btw

Pleased to meat you vs Meat to please you epic rap battles of history

I also love nonbinary ppl and men btw stating this for bi visibility reasons

I like women i love women so much yaaay yippee

horse

hoars

I'm so money

pussy launch

reddit.com

i had a dream last night i was back in school except jerma and northenlion were my teachers and I died in a car accident

kirked out right now

i am so oviporous