Sloane Ranger

Haven't posted since April so just dropping by to post a couple pics from the last week and then maybe disappear for another 5 months tbd

At Chipotle nose bleeding in my burrito bowl while this man in front of me is walking around their table with a DSLR doing a photoshoot with his family eating burritos and a homeless man is behind me is yelling "I'm gonna beat you bitch!"

NEW YORK CITY, BABY

I can't let NTI know multiple people are on his side with this bc it'll go straight to his head

Oh I didn't make this! I could never hahaha. The one with the green square in planning did lol

From The Onion: Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

theonion.com/historians-q...

And probably a good bit of autism TBH

This was started after a three hour "discussion" over two tone leather seats that involved no less than 30 photos and that caused someone to leave the chat... Like I said, we have opinions

We're only given a yes or no on each subject. Nuance is not rewarded

In one of my group chats we're all extremely opinionated about everything so one of them has started a color coded doc so we can all keep track of each other's opinions and avoid unnecessary arguments. Highly recommend

i cannot believe that we have to figure out what we are going to eat for dinner every single day forever

when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥

one of the most horrifying things to accept about This Era is there is no functional federal law enforcement agency or prosecutors who will investigate anyone even slightly aligned with the administration.

was there market manipulation? insider trading? could well be! we will literally never know!

Kylie Minogue was brilliant as ever last night 🤩

This is just one of the multitude of reasons I don't work in corporate America

I have a client meeting at 8am this morning and had to leave for it right after 7 and I truly don't know how people do this every day I want to KMS

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Mook and Gaitok

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Don't worry I was wearing a hat all day so it's not representative of my current daily hairstyle

happy sunday y'all

Riiiiiight?! Like I really couldn't ask for a better bio

I'm going camping with my gym buddy and his friends next month and he created a gc and introduced us all and y'all, the description he wrote about me... I can't. It's too accurate 🫠

That's the real mystery... I don't even know where to start. It's why I started this in the first place tbh. I was tired of having to figure out what to watch every night lol

I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.

Officially completely done with my rewatch of The X-Files. 218 episodes. 9 seasons in the original run. Two films. Two reboot seasons. Still one of the best TV series of all time, but I am glad to be able to move on after about 4 months of watching.

then why even make the movie

that'd actually be so much fun

They're DiFfErEnT