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Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium

The woke left wants to pervert the concept of the traditional nuclear family. They want you to believe that the ideal family unit isn’t a father, a mother, and kids. They want you to believe that a family is a mother and her daughter and the three dads who could all be the biological father

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Leaving my house with the ‘don’t tread on me’ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didn’t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I don’t like the look of.

When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.

a tech article with a photo of a sphere attached to a power line over an icy landscape and both the headline and abstract repeat the same phrase: 'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

Nobody's Son to S and this is probably my list. I love the part in it with the whip crack lol

License plate that says bad Zora

When a fish person from Zelda does something I don't like

Tonight: The Game Awards!

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

I bet being traded feels so good when you're a pokemon

Spoon with the tip missing

What's going on with my spoon

This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane

Lol

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Bluesky rn

A twitter user named vydamo saying "it is with a heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me." "I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e."

"I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye." Attached is an image of a high bored ape cosplaying as judge dredd

"My kids know me as this ape"

This daylight savings shit is awful

You Pokemon went to the polls

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer LEAKED 10 years ago today- where were YOU when it happened?

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

good afternoon

nearly every single indicator is trending majorly, extremely down. one hopeful data point: today you can get the purple Doritos pretty much everywhere. they are a staple flavor now.