Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍

Jealous as fuck

Now there's a grindr profile pic that would be hard to ignore

Oi, give us old cunts some warning, wow

Not quite sure why you would need 'conversation starters' with someone who is between your knees?

Again, should I try to act surprised?

Room for 2 in the back? Don't go many places without the mister

Being Human

Use of a muzzle in public highly recommended

Would not trust the cunt with your dog

When "getting hit in the rear" isn't the highlight of the morning

Ok, you win!!

Should we act surprised?

Buy yourself a motorcycle 🏍

Anyone want to tell him?

Yeah same

For fuck sake murika, get your shit together. No one is coming to save you

Not just murikans

Yeah, what pesky files were those?

Fucking bunnings charity sausage sizzles. I've given up

Fuck em

Only if the bread is buttered

Yep, them pesky files

Going to let him? It sure looks like has has

Soccer is all about how you handle the balls

No

Yeah, exactly the reasons we have heard fucking murikans screaming that they need guns to protect them from. Fucking pathetic

It seems murika has figured it out and has its people united. Unfortunately it's in 2 camps. Those that condone and practise it wear the red hats and the normal people don't. As seen from Australia.

Sorry, but from outside murika it makes perfect sense

Fuck murika, you do realise that no one is coming to save you

Go hard on the brakes