The "up to" added to cards like Gifts Ungiven was helpful, but it didn't change how the card worked. It was added to remind people about rule 701.23b. But if a search instruction includes the word "exactly," it means exactly that. You have to find four cards for Turtles Forever. #WotCstaff
06.03.2026 20:57
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My wife walks behind me and glances at my monitor.
Her: Is that John Fetterman?
Me: It's The Road Dogg Jesse James.
Her: That's weird. It kind of...
Me: OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
06.03.2026 18:06
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I hear marriage counseling is an effective option for many.
06.03.2026 03:56
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Donβt eat the delicious cards. After that, youβre on your own. #WotCstaff
06.03.2026 02:39
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Apparently? My next question was going to be "if that was an option, why is the tube still an option?" My wife told me because the tubes are way more common.
05.03.2026 19:23
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Setting up a shoulder MRI.
Office: How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
Me: 6'8", 230 lbs.
Office: Are you claustrophobic?
Me: Well, I'm 6'8", 230.
Office: Gotcha. We'll schedule the upright machine.
Me: Bless you.
05.03.2026 18:50
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You can always throw me some extra booster packs so I can play my favorite game, Flip It or Ribbit.
04.03.2026 23:56
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"Causes" is like our least favorite word, but yeah, that works. Two. Two triggers. Ah ah ah. #WotCstaff
04.03.2026 23:41
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He does. He's potentially very, very good in 50-person games. #WotCstaff
04.03.2026 23:39
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This is either the best podcast you're not listening to or the best podcast you are and if you're one of the former, you should seek to become one of the latter ASAP. Also, the first time I heard this song was mid-takeoff flying to Chicago and I proceeded to play it 17 more times.
04.03.2026 19:52
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I don't know exactly, but as with any bribery question, I'm a good place to start.
04.03.2026 01:52
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Every sunny day has this quality where we live. (This sounded cheerier in my head.)
03.03.2026 23:11
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Yeah, we noticed that too. Itβll get cleaned up in a future update. Spells with sneak can be cast any time you can cast an instant for their sneak costs. #WotCstaff
03.03.2026 19:46
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The sparkling water I buy comes in 36 oz. bottles and has 0 calories per 12 oz. serving. But a full bottle has 15 calories. I beat the system by drinking them one serving at a time.
27.02.2026 20:12
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Nonstop Bucky tokens are unreal. #OnWisconsin
25.02.2026 16:35
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Right. What you canβt do is pay the cost to attack and attack Gideonβs controller.
25.02.2026 05:05
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The sizes of my work laptop and my phone are converging.
24.02.2026 21:54
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So, I'm pretty sure the answer wants to be that Propaganda is irrelevant and you're attacking Gideon Jura. That rule has some things that likely need updating. Not mentioning attackable permanents seems to be an oversight. Thanks for making me go read that one. #WotCstaff
24.02.2026 18:11
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Sorry, "because of prior commitments"
24.02.2026 17:39
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The gold medal-winning USA women's hockey team declining the White House invitation because of prior commitments and then patiently waiting while those prior commitments become a party with Flavor Flav in Vegas is just a remarkable story.
24.02.2026 17:39
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Read this a few times, and Iβm still not sure if this is an app or an overenthusiastic friend.
24.02.2026 15:36
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I have a Switch, and I've almost bought another console like three times a year for the past 10 or so.
23.02.2026 20:58
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(Also someone bring a device capable of playing a Blu-ray. Oops.)
23.02.2026 20:53
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Got an incredibly cool gift in the mail today: the Igniting The Spark Blu-ray! If you havenβt seen this documentary on Magicβs origins, itβs still streaming in a bunch of places so you donβt have to come over. But you could. Bring snacks. #WotCstaff
23.02.2026 20:52
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23-year old Celebrini is going to roll over the 2030 games like a monster truck.
23.02.2026 20:38
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(As much as Nathan MacKinnon's personal Labubu distress or whatever is giving me life.)
23.02.2026 17:59
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I maintain my stance that the US women and CAN men winning gold was the best possible mini-timeline within this overall less-than-ideal timeline.
23.02.2026 17:57
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Grapefruit: Like an orange, but gross
23.02.2026 04:30
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Want some more⦠champagne?
22.02.2026 18:58
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