MikesGapingMaw

Lmao. "Most popular consumer product in history"

Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness and The Secret Sharer With Introduction by Joyce Carol Oates

A little light escapism from the horrors of reality.

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

For some reason people want to keep their private data private…but don’t worry he already has it. YouTube video by Panodime

You don't hate Larry Ellison nearly enough.

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Hitting 90° when it's not even technically spring yet is a bunch of bullshit.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

La botó 🇵🇪

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

Please, Mr. Dipschitz was my father. Just call me Dumbass.

BAD NEWS!! The rash has spread from my neck and hands to my BIG SOFT TAINT -- what happens now, only White God knows. SUCK MY COCK AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

uh oh

By the time you reach your 30s, you should already have at least one friend with a cloaca.

As they should

A giant pot of homemade potato soup

It's potato soup Sunday. Kind of a pain in the ass (takes me about an hour and a half) but worth the effort.

As a middle aged white guy, I feel uniquely qualified to explain the importance of International Women's Day to all you ladies out there. 🧵 1/?

Fuck him. He'd rather fund the bombing of school children and the gassing and poisoning of a city of millions than find a god damn spine.

the problem with "maybe it will happen today" is that it's going to need to then happen again every day for like a few months minimum until it's reasonably cleared out

but, every winning streak starts somewhere so, maybe it will happen today

these nazi fucks need ending

My AI girlfriend would be so supportive of my Bigfoot erotica. Unlike my wife who says stuff like, "this is deeply unsexy" and "this is dogshit, grammatically" and "are you okay I know it's been a rough couple years"

That's all we'll and good, but it ignores reality. In the real world, if you want people to vote for you, you need to give them a reason to get off their asses and go to the polls. If your entire argument is "Trump bad," it doesn't matter that you're correct, you're going to lose.

The Iran War is not taking place YouTube video by Etymology Nerd

There is no war, just atrocities.

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A day in the life of a fox 1. Wake up at noon 2. McDonald's 3. Charge their phone 4. Twerk 5. Be unsexy 6. Eat chickens 7. Lie 8. Bed

The standing guy meme, but with my dog's head.

You should give me your food.

If you like escape rooms, you should check out my crawl space.

I need you guys to understand that, no matter what anyone tells you, I'm not your dad!

I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.

I know everyone is watching what’s happening in Iran, but Ice arrested another set of journalists for reporting on their black bagging of American citizens in Nashville last night.