The grownup version of “the floor is lava” is “it appears I’ve gotten dressed to go out too soon and now I have to somehow exist in my home for 12 whole minutes without touching anything covered in pet hair”
Hahaha! Stay tuned!
7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
Right? Honestly, I am hardly on it anymore anyway. Might as well make it permanent!
Well… I just deactivated my Twitter/X account. I don’t know why I hesitated for a while. The roughly 15 years of fun memories and posts, I suppose. But it feels good.
It is nature's most perfect food
Booking days off right now!
You are dead to me
Owwoooooh-h-h-h-h... SCARY, boys and girls!
Massive away win for the little fella.
Got about ⅔ of these and still burst out laughing.
WATCH’TIL THE END
Annnnnnnd... joined!
It’s almost time. Oh, the humanity! ih1.redbubble.net/image.366524...
As the first person to follow @llikemoyd on 🦋I mark the occasion with this picture of a derelict #Volvo station wagon. #cars
