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That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.

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That the response was “Alright, I’ll do that,” (chef’s kiss).

13.03.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inflation was already at 3% BEFORE the idiot started a needless war that is going to raise fuel costs. SMH

13.03.2026 13:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“See, having missions didn’t work. So, we have none. That way we can say ‘Mission Accomplished’ to absolutely anything when we need an excuse to leave.”

13.03.2026 12:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pens down 6-2. So, it wasn’t a perfect night, but it wasn’t a bad night either.

13.03.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Part of the reason I’m here and not the other place is because it reminds me of the promise of the early Internet.

13.03.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just gotta keep getting points. Can’t do anything about the past.

13.03.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jackets gain a point on B’s. No, wasn’t ideal, but take the point and move on to Philly.

13.03.2026 01:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Stick with it until the end.
Short version: you can get knowledge from reading books.
Q: Did you actually read a book?
A: No.

12.03.2026 16:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Coverage windows.” The business aspects of sports continue to diminish the game they capitalize off of.

12.03.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, it technically wasn’t a penalty, but a ridiculous league rule. But, I hear ya. Rule 614 in effect.

12.03.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“When you pay more at the pump, rich oil guys make more money! Winning!”

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time the NHL has levied this punishment they have backed out. Lame.

12.03.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t feel like the Terminator movies addressed how much warning we had before Judgement Day. The villains were not the machines—it was the people who made the machines.

12.03.2026 14:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL What a lie. “The only jobs we will take will be from your enemies and you will benefit.” That’s the pitch to poor, white men.

12.03.2026 13:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He hasn’t talked about the late great Hannibal Lector in a while.

12.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is recycled. Remember when ISIS was coming in with the caravans? Lame.

12.03.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feels like Caps overperformed last year for Ovi and this year the debt came due.

12.03.2026 01:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s possible the Jackets are a top 3 team in the East.

12.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only 2 hockey games tonight with no real playoff implications. (Deep sigh)

11.03.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This guy… SMH

11.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly possible. His buddy, Puljujarvi, is tearing it up in the Swiss league.

11.03.2026 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If not in Montreal, where DOES Laine fit? The injuries have piled up. He’s slower and he has never been a two way player. That makes it hard for any NHL team outside of a tanking team at the cap floor (Vancouver?) to really fit him in.

11.03.2026 19:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“It’s a floor wax!
It’s a dessert topping!”
(If you get the reference, you are old.)

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think any of us have yet seen the havoc drones can wreak in this scenario. Ukraine has already shown warfare is changing. David has a much better chance against Goliath when David can send drones to make pinpoint attacks or swarm a battleship or a large cargo ship. This could get FUBAR.

11.03.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For years, going back to the 80’s, I heard that one of the challenges of a war with Iran would be the likelihood thru close the Straight of Hormuz. I remember that. I was a child and knew that. How did they not know that or, if they did, fail to secure it? Utter incompetence.

11.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tired: There is no “I” in team
Wired: Italy saving not only is there an “I” in our team, it’s right on our hat.

11.03.2026 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again, is she this dumb or does she think we are this dumb.

11.03.2026 11:42 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This feels like an allegory.

11.03.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blues blow it. Oh well.

11.03.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pens lose in shootout!

11.03.2026 02:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0