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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

@grubreport

I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.πŸ––πŸ» Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social https://www.stephanielucianovic.com

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This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 4678 πŸ” 1201 πŸ’¬ 228 πŸ“Œ 40
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Part TWO of our cover reveal, now with more @cpark.bsky.social! Go to @fuse8.bsky.social's cover reveal/interview to see what Chris had to say about working on this book!

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MANY thanks to CP Natalie Mitchell Design for making this brilliant video for me!

06.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My prof husband refuses to be on any social media ever because, as a prof, he thinks it would be "unseemly."

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 9964 πŸ” 1845 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 119

records from three additional interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexual assault were "incorrectly coded as duplicative"? oh for sure, definitely passes the smell test

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 851 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

FOR FUCKING REAL

Hey, what's up, Fillion --you still defending your guy? Because my 16 y.o. loves THE ROOKIE and he's about to learn the truth soon.

06.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

THE SKEKSIS!

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy

06.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1219 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 7

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THE THING

05.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cough...they only get to claim Curious George because they subsumed Houghton-Mifflin .../cough

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"the CEO of Bovino's Bathroom" is brilliant

05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Target's new CEO says fresh eyes and respecting core values will help him regain customer trust

Target's new CEO says fresh eyes and respecting core values will help him regain customer trust

AP: Why hasn't Target taken a stronger stand against ICE? I know businesses have to legally allow agents in stores.
FIDDELKE: When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team. And so the safety of the team and the safety of our guests has been our North Star for decision making, and that's guided every decision that we've made.

AP: Why hasn't Target taken a stronger stand against ICE? I know businesses have to legally allow agents in stores. FIDDELKE: When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team. And so the safety of the team and the safety of our guests has been our North Star for decision making, and that's guided every decision that we've made.

Photo of ICE arresting a Target employee.

Photo of ICE arresting a Target employee.

Photo of Greg Bovino strutting through Target.

Photo of Greg Bovino strutting through Target.

Keep the words β€œsafe” and β€œNorth Star” out of your mouth, you appalling little coward. You’re the CEO of Greg Bovino’s bathroom now. Nothing more. No media training will change that.

05.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re all such weird creeps

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Zaron stfu autocorrect bot!

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@elizabethdutton.bsky.social for Zaria πŸ’€

05.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5444 πŸ” 1271 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 46

Every shelter and pet store in a 20 mile radius around Noems house frantically hanging these signs up at the register

05.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming processβ€”which LLMs mostly eliminate, imoβ€”is fundamental to doing *good* work.

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1083 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 33
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05.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

05.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Activists Furious at Newsom for Granting PG&E a Safety Certification, Given All the Manslaughter Charges and Whatnot Critics did not mince words after the state gave PG&E a renewed safety certification Monday, saying that Gavin Newsom β€œhanded a license to burn back to the most murderous corporation in history.”

Now THIS is a headline! (PLEASE NOTE THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2022 THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.)

05.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah a stolen valor guy. Yeah that fits.

β€œSheehy’s military colleagues reportedly do not recall him mentioning a gunshot wound or seeing such an injury at the time of his active service.”

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 816 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

Looked at the comments, and not even Twitter is behind him on this one. He's getting dragged hard.

05.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 796 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, uh, someone definitely needs to get professional help here

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 3

Remember when Rep. Greg Gianforte, now the GOP governor of the state, body slammed a reporter into a table?

We probably need to shut down the Montana Republican Party entirely until we can figure out where all this violent rage is coming from.

04.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 3598 πŸ” 967 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 61

This is despicable and racist senator @fetterman.senate.gov, and disgrace the office you hold, and the people who you represent. Many of whom are Muslims.

04.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

One, an immigrant from Holland, worked on the refueling cars at the GM plant in Detroit. Once, he got overcome by fumes, fell off the truck, hit his head and lost his sense of smell + taste for the rest of his life.

The other worked for Walt Disney as head writer for some of your fave classics.

04.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read EVERY WORD of your stuff!!

04.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 9207 πŸ” 4506 πŸ’¬ 1047 πŸ“Œ 1614
tags that read "Best Books" "Best Books of 2026" "Interviews" and "Cover reveal"

tags that read "Best Books" "Best Books of 2026" "Interviews" and "Cover reveal"

Also, peep these tags on the post!

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