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Bar Mageddon

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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online

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nah it’s not that serious

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Birds Go

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#teamfrankatha

06.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not searching, this is a public service

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone wants to fight me i’m at the philly airport pull up

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(_) <β€” your element . . . .you β€”> 😐

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

to the studio!

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not bad

how are your arms

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

humanity should not exist

06.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think i realized how ready i am for a few days of wall-to-wall international baseball i’m so fucking ready

06.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i didn’t get enough sleep: a memoir

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

06.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

agree to disagree

06.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what if instead of dialogue you just have a killer soundtrack?

i’m in

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i liked it

06.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i prefer to leave them in the trophy room

06.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as an enemy of summer and the sun i could happily live with snow forever

06.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shady guy: hey you wanna buy a necklace

scissors: mmm yeah i'm so hungry

shady guy: what

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're selling homemade mexican food and it slaps idc if you're cooking it on the engine

06.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"i'm not eating out of nobody's trunk" ok but back when i was delivering pizzas there were ppl who went around at lunchtime selling mexican food out of their car to the predominantly spanish-speaking restaurant kitchen staffs in the area and that shit was great

06.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

can this motherfucker keel over already

06.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

christmas music in march???

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

heaven hath no bluesky moderator or staff member

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well put it back

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i've had black magic on repeat all day

05.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

think about how many DMs you'd have to send

05.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i used ICQ but it was so long ago i remember nothing

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"

05.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1