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nah itβs not that serious
@barmageddon
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
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nah itβs not that serious
Birds Go
#teamfrankatha
iβm not searching, this is a public service
if anyone wants to fight me iβm at the philly airport pull up
(_) <β your element . . . .you β> π
to the studio!
not bad
how are your arms
humanity should not exist
i donβt think i realized how ready i am for a few days of wall-to-wall international baseball iβm so fucking ready
i didnβt get enough sleep: a memoir
hell yeah
agree to disagree
what if instead of dialogue you just have a killer soundtrack?
iβm in
i liked it
i prefer to leave them in the trophy room
as an enemy of summer and the sun i could happily live with snow forever
shady guy: hey you wanna buy a necklace
scissors: mmm yeah i'm so hungry
shady guy: what
if you're selling homemade mexican food and it slaps idc if you're cooking it on the engine
"i'm not eating out of nobody's trunk" ok but back when i was delivering pizzas there were ppl who went around at lunchtime selling mexican food out of their car to the predominantly spanish-speaking restaurant kitchen staffs in the area and that shit was great
can this motherfucker keel over already
christmas music in march???
heaven hath no bluesky moderator or staff member
well put it back
i've had black magic on repeat all day
think about how many DMs you'd have to send
i used ICQ but it was so long ago i remember nothing
an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"