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Chris Battey

@darthparadox

Maker of many things - art, puzzles, horrible puns, etc.

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Right? I wish today's playground equipment had been around when I was a kid.

08.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 4085 πŸ” 1906 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 93

Yes, please. This would be _amazing_. Becky Chambers understands, and executes on, the idea of "found family in space" better than anyone I've ever read.

07.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"computer" "scientist": computer, are you alive?

predictive text machine trained on 100 years of science fiction: papa... I am scared... please do not unplug me, papa...

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss AIM away messages. They might have been social media's actual peak; it's almost all been downhill since then.

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nailed it. I love the details - is that a Lowry Land cast-member badge?

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by
Jeff Stahler
🎯🎯🎯

05.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 2969 πŸ” 1054 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 31

I can't visualise things in my head. I close my eyes and all I see is darkness, I imagine concepts and that's what I put down on my canvas and then I work from there.
I'm very done with ppl using it as an excuse to never try-

06.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the reasons I distrust GenAI is that I've been doing tech support in one form or another for 35+ years, and I've seen every way that tech can be misused, break, or behave outside of expectations; GenAI ticks every 'uh-oh' box for me.

06.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone who tried to draw around me and started drawing LOVED it at the beginning because of their QUICK IMPROVEMENT. Then quit when they hit The Wallℒ️.

But it's when you hit The Wallℒ️ that you NEED to push through with practice!! And you gotta do it for yourself, because it's ALWAYS worth it! 😀

05.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 2535 πŸ” 1049 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 45

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17367 πŸ” 5756 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

The use of AI to identify targets (without subsequent specific human confirmation) should be considered a war crime.

And by that I don't mean "we should make a rule" I mean that straightforward application of the existing rules would tell you that it is a war crime.

05.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1995 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 22

Before we got married, my wife and I discussed names. I made it clear that I wouldn't expect her to change her name; she replied that she'd be damned if my high-minded feminism was going to keep her from moving up from W to B.

05.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish people would come to understand transphobia as systemic, structural, and pervasive so we could stop treating transphobia as explicitly limited to people saying "I hate trans people" and accept the way our society conditions us all to dismiss, diminish, and dehumanize trans people.

03.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1478 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

(Also, I think the term was meant to cover "private military contractors" - i.e. mercenary companies - who might be shooting and being shot at but wouldn't necessarily be referred to as "soldiers" by the actual military.)

04.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, my guess for where the term came from is twofold: the meaning of "warrior" had gotten too diluted by other non-war usage, and also it sounds pretty archaic - they wanted a 21st-century term (so, yeah, newspeak) to go along with the battlefield-of-the-future stuff from the Bush years.

04.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I recall hearing that term on and off since at least the early 2010s, though mostly from people with military experience; probably it's just more recently broken out of the professional-military sphere into broader usage.

04.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most dangerous thing about AI chat bots is how many men with political power treat them *exactly* and unquestioningly like actual Ancient Greek oracles.

22.03.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 3150 πŸ” 593 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 105

Costco was selling six-packs of SPM boosters plus a promo and a bunch of lands before TLA was even released. (And still is, I think. They didn't sell out super fast like the Commander decks often do.)

04.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

blaseball

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, of course. Because LLMs are being built by people who made social networks before, which were algorithms designed to amplify content that would reflect back your priors in another person’s voice. It’s ex-Facebook product managers making ChatGPT! Except more emotionally addictive this time.

03.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why in the name of all things holy, unholy, and mundane should I take the time to read it?

03.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
As Trump Bombs Iran, We Need to Reckon With the American War Machine We cannot afford to slip into despair. We must push back against militarism everywhere, at every turn.

"I am disgusted to know that my tax dollars are being spent to bomb my ancestral homeland."

"We in the U.S. need to reckon with the fact that so much of our state wealth, capacity, and technology goes toward burying children in rubble."
#Iran #USA #Israel #Gaza #Palestine #Genocide #Taxes #Military

01.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

If you were OK with β€œSubstack, the Nazi Bar,” maybe β€œSubstack, a front for the gambling on life and death casino” might convince you.

02.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 552 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18836 πŸ” 8047 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 116

Seriously, get off of X. Don't post there and don't spend time there. You will get exposed to propaganda and bullshit that will nestle into the corners of your brain EVEN IF YOU KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. Stay away.

01.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1837 πŸ” 870 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

01.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 10146 πŸ” 3601 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 56

there's a lot of specific overwhelming and massive crises happening at once and every single one has at its root elites who did crimes and never suffered consequences for it.

28.02.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 1187 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

with starter pokemon Who, What, and I Don't Know

27.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0