Shawn

One of the weirder parts I find living in Los Angeles is that my grocery store receipt has a coupon on the back for a local cannabis dispensary.

This thread makes a lot of the nonsense I’m seeing now make sense.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

hey
hey

im preparing you for this okay

hey

next week is daylight savings time

there
now you're prepped
it cant sneak up on you now its next week

pombon evolution line
#PokemonWindsWaves

Sickening that fuckers place bets on shit like this.

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

You know that’s right

That’s some really fantastic promo art on the Lucario!

When Gavin Newsom says "the Democrats need to be more culturally normal" with "less focus on pronouns" what he's actually saying is "the trannies aren't normal and don't normalize them."

And yet still no Z-A soundtrack. Cmon!

Love that Pokémon posts news so late into the night. It’s after midnight and I’m crying nostalgia tears of joy on my couch. Child me is so happy.

As someone who claimed to be a coffee connoisseur, this amuses me 🤣

February 16, 2026 NR26026kt Los Angeles Police Department Encourages School Attendance Amid Recent Downtown Activity Los Angeles: In light of recent activity in the downtown area, the Los Angeles Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind parents and students of the importance of staying in school. School attendance is mandatory in the City of Los Angeles and there may be legal consequences for parents and students for: • Day time Curfew violations - It is unlawful for any minors under 18 to be in public places, streets, or amusement spots during school hours (typically 8:30 am to 1:30 pm. The only exception includes being with a parent, authorized school activities, or emergencies. • California Education Code violations: • Mandates that all children between the ages of six and eighteen, unless exempted, must attend a full-time public day school for the full designated school day. • Middle and high school students are legally permitted one excused absence per calendar year to participate in a "civic or political event," provided advance school notification (emphasis added). • Additionally, Los Angeles Unified School District policy states that three or more unexcused absences or tardies of 30 minutes or more, can trigger a School Attendance Review Board (SARB) intervention for disciplinary action. Parents and students are also reminded that presence at school promotes intellectual growth. It becomes more difficult to fill knowledge gaps with student absences. Attendance builds good habits and healthy routines; and provides structure and stability. Lastly, school attendance also increases student safety, which includes safety resources provided by the Los Angeles Unified School District. (Page 1 of 2) X Follow @LAPDHQ

Any adult that collects or picks up a child and transports them to participate in any illegal activities may be responsible for Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor and is subject to arrest and prosecution. This law applies to actions like providing drugs/alcohol to minors, promoting truancy, and for parents failing to exercise reasonable supervision. Community members, parents, and students may contact their local Community Police Station of the Los Angeles Police Department for additional guidance specific to their community.

The LAPD is citing truancy laws in an attempt to squash the ongoing school walkouts against ICE. The LAPD is also threatening to arrest any parents or adults who support the kids in their acts of civil disobedience.

Glad to say that Super Space Sheriff Gavan Infinity had a really good first outing. Kamen Rider Zeztz didn’t have to do me personally so dirty this week, though. #SuperHeroTime

Enjoyed that ride until probably sometime in high school. Now I get a headache thinking about it. 😅 guess concussions will do that to ya.

Biggest red flag is switching from UC Irvine to CSUF. 🤢

two men are standing in a field eating corn on the cob . Alt: two men frolicking holding tacos

Me when The Gin Blossoms come on at the grocery store

I wouldn’t mind buying C.O.W.L. A second time to get the rest of this.

An Anker brand iPhone Lightning cable with the head broken off.

Love that this happens at 1:30 in the morning. And the return window closed 11 days ago. Also the one time I don’t save the warranty info 😭. I know Anker has a solid warranty but I needed to save the box. Woops.

In the face of fascism, “Fuck you. Make me.” continues to be the right move.

AI has already killed people and it'll kill and disable more if we don't wise up. you've 👏 been 👏 had 👏

So “glad” that my wife’s cousin (a fed) got us a ring camera as a wedding gift nearly 4 years ago, and even more glad it’s been sitting in a box the whole time.

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

Once you learn how the legal rights to power rangers work you'll never want to stop [REDACTED] Haim Saban with your bare hands

I honestly was joking with a friend about this earlier today. That’s not terrifying or anything.

Rewatching The Acolyte and actually kinda bummed we aren’t getting more from this era of Star Wars at the moment.

Traffic court can be a good source of entertainment. The excuses some of these folks come up with are preem