Dearest Creature🎄

My instagram ad suggestions need to calm tf down 👀

Matter cannot be created or destroyed; it just becomes the tiny specks of dust that fall onto your phone the moment you put on a new screen protector

This is bullshit.

A handsome black cat lounges on a bed. He is content

He has no idea what’s going on out there and I love that for him 🐾

imagine having the kind of energy it takes to do things

Astronomicum Caesareum
Michael Ostendorfer
May 1540

They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic

Take a flight through millions of galaxies mapped using coordinate data from DESI.

Credit: Fiske Planetarium, CU Boulder and DESI collaboration

Amid today’s massive NIH cuts to universities, please know that my research colleagues:

- Develop new cancer treatments for kids
- Are curing sickle cell disease
- Build new tech to help premature babies survive
- Prevent teens from dying of drug overdose
- And more

#NIH #MedSky #research #science

The Green Mafia

Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing

Oops 😬

A picture dipicting Kabosu,the famous yellow Shiba Inu that started the Doge meme.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TRUE DOGE

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

Tuesday thoughts. ☕️

Orange and white cat in a shallow box. On the edge.

I am . still tryng. despite tha bullshid.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

The painting Children's Games from 1948 by the artist Dorothea Tanning. It shows two girls pulling wallpaper strips down while paper flutters above. Behind one is a belly button looking torso, the other a sort of swirly void not unlike an arsehole which is sucking in hair. The bottom half of a body lies visible at the bottom left corner. This takes place in a long corridor stretching off to an outside scene.

"Kids today with their video games. In the 40s we played 'Find the the hair-eating wall-buttholes' and liked it."

A painting of a bird next to the words"all this shit is breaking my mind"

a golden retriever standing and resting his chin on a wood table. his front paws are also resting on it, almost like a hug. the sun is at a low angle and hits his eyes and golden fur perfectly. his eyes are also open wide, almost concerned but full of love.

This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)

February is here

This is where I post from

It’s 60° in Ohio in February.

That’s fine.

The world is fine.

the first rule of adulthood is you never throw away a box because “you might need it.” second rule is that you will never actually need it.

Morning y'all. I have some good news. It's not Monday. And we got through yesterday.