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days are getting longer (in a good way)

take is easy on me it’s my first time at taco bell

Not thinking about the effort is vital to the survival of humanity

My eyes adored ya

They don’t know I

Grilled cheese and tomato soup historically heals the soul

I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture

living is easy

They don’t deserve to see your best works

I feel better but I also don’t feel better

remember when we hunted and gathered

5.1 is about to give me a goddamn aneurism

It’s a known fact that meatball subs taste best on rainy days

When did we decide it’s called a UAP not a UFO

Drinking hot chocolate and watching garden answer

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What does the Christmas spreadsheet look like? And why is this time of year hallowed

It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal

Pissed off because I have an event tonight that requires being in the same airspace as some asshats

How do I un-piss myself

It’s not Sunday

How to go from deliberation to deliverance

Are we going to talk about how the brakes on a cayenne sound like you’re driving a goddamn boat

I get why the nail lady sanitizes the work station after I cough a few times, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt my feelings

Im taking thanks this year

Blinking is important

Darkness *is* the chill and cool

Did you risk it for the biscuit

Dropped a couch on my toes

I love rain